Vibe Check

Colloquial slang for Fourier Analysis, a type of mathematical decomposition wherein a subject is represented via its constituent vibrational frequencies.

Can someone get me a vibe check on this piecewise-continuous function?

by ASavageCabbage December 28, 2020

4-Point Pants Check

The act of subconsciously taping all four of your pockets to make sure your possessions are still there (usually Cellphone, Keys, Wallet, and Ipod) when you're surrounded by people you're scared of or you're in a place your unfamiliar with.

When my cousin took me to the east side of town, I did the 4-Point Pants Check at least once a minute.

by BlendMaster August 1, 2009

I'll have to check my schedule.

The Phrase used when rejecting someone's invitation to a dinner party, movie, date, or coffee run. If you are given this response, know that the person will not, "Check thier schedule," but just wants to get the hell away from you.

"Hey Sarah, I'm having this thing at my house on Saturday, and I was wondering if you.."

"Oh, yeah, I'll have to check my schedule."

"Great!"

by hardlyacquainted October 8, 2009

onion check

The act of checking the source of a ridiculous headline to see if it's real, or if it's from The Onion.

I've been doing more onion checks since Trump started running for office.

by Monkey Mind October 28, 2015

Stimulus check

A way to pacify a group of people you've just deployed the national guard and police against after stealing from millions of people they tell that they're concerned about for years.

Here's your stimulus check, you won't mind if the national guard tells you where you can go and what you can do from now on will you? They're concerned about you, don't be concerned about them, be a good puppet and comply with everything they say, it's in your best interest.

by Solid Mantis March 27, 2020

body check

when you walk into someone hard when they walk near you

1# she body checked her mom because she pissed her off
2# stacys dad wanted to body check her boyfriend

by hellcatpyscho October 23, 2018

spell check

A system that makes sure what you are spelling is actually a word. The downside to this system is it doesn't think my last name is a word, and rudely draws a line below it, asking me to change it.

Dude #1: Hey, Dude #2, I was word processing a document about the presidency of Barrack Obama, and I had a problem!

Dude #2: Yeah, what is it this time?

Dude #1: I was doing fine with most of the paper, but each time I spelled Barrack Obama's name, spell check kept telling me I was spelling his last name wrong. Is his last name really "Obama"?

Dude #2: *sighs* Yes, I am positive. Shall I spell check you name, MORON?

by Dudewatts March 25, 2010