panic butter

extreme dairy product to be used as a self-defence weapon in life-threatening situations. thrown as projectile in assailant's direction, causing disorientation, confusion, and panic. minimal blast radius, but high shock value. comes in various strengths. side effects may include lubrication, nausea, development of an australian accent, and diarrhea.

also good on toast.

Gertrude: Oh my God! We're being robbed!

Gerald: Quick! Crack open the panic butter and hurl it at them!

(hurls panic butter, then exit)

Robber: WTF?! This is so weird!

(stands around confused until arrested)

by hollystunjemma December 27, 2007

Butter Hawk

- A fine lady or lass with the brass glutes of a Greek Goddess.

- Cheeks.

"Damn gurrl, you is a butter hawk!"

"That girl's cheeks are like those of a butter hawk."

by ColonelBrust69 August 12, 2009

blood butter

Self explanitory...

...Blood-stained jizz.

Tony: I went to Africa, and an elephant gave me a blow job. I guided the elephant with my hands, opened my eyes, and all of a sudden, I was covered entirely with my own blood butter.

by erectism January 11, 2008

Butter muncher

The new slur of 2023, originating from a TikTok where a girl ate butter and asked “Where my butter munchers at?”.

Later someone stitched the video and said “Can we make this the next slur? Like 2023 Butter muncher?”

“Why’s that girl chewing on a whole stick of butter? What a fucking butter muncher!”

“Shut the fuck up butter muncher!”

by joebidensbdsmtestscore January 25, 2023

Slice The Butter

Causing trouble in a smooth manner so that no one notices, as in slicing a butter with a warm knife.

Mary stole all of our bananas! Why did she slice the butter so bad?

by Michael Colsterky November 26, 2009

Butter Monster

An extremely obese person who can only be satiated by eating other people.

Even though the butter monster had eaten a large fried chicken dinner from KFC, she couldn't be sated until she ate the young child.

by mmitty March 25, 2009

Neck Butter

The foamy build up beneath the foreskin of a nasty penis, usually during intercourse or masturbation. Really gross if left to ferment too long.

She thought twice about giving him head when she saw and caught a whiff of his neck butter.

by Davefpsycho January 5, 2011