shit floats

The opposite of "The cream rises". A saying used to denote that people in positions of power often got where they are through corruption and do not deserve the advantages they have

Tom: I got promoted again, the cream rises!
Tony: No dude, shit floats.

shit floats by D Flawless October 16, 2020

Shit, piss, corruption, snot 

The first four words of a fraternity cheer, best sung when falling-down drunk, from the 1930s, that my father taught me.

Shit, piss, corruption, snot, six pigs’ assholes tied in a knot; rah, rah, weasel shit!

Shit, piss, corruption, snot by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021

Shit Foot Drunk 

The act of getting so drunk that you defecate throughout a residence, typically a rental or friend/family member’s home. The ensuing morning an innocent causally walks about the residence stepping in the feces believing it to mud or some other harmless substance.

Damien : “I thought I stepped in mud this morning, turns out it was Toto’s shit!”

Toto: “I guess I got Shit Foot Drunk last night.”

Shit Foot Drunk by Big Ticket76 November 15, 2021

shit puppet 

Those who refute science with no evidence to back up their claims.

Kate doesn't understand the science behind vaccines. So instead of educating herself she became a shit puppet and started a pseudoscientific blog on facebook so she can spread misinfo to other shit puppets.

shit puppet by richard gozinya January 26, 2015

Shit Music 

A bad piece of music, mostly one of a bad artist or a particularly bad piece of music hated by many.

Many Bieber songs are "shit music".

Shit Music by Bepepepepep January 20, 2015

Shit Hitter 

Someone who enters a fast food establishment for the sole purpose of using their public restroom.

Very similar to a shit & run, but you actually make it into the toilet in a very respectable manner like a big boy goes.

McDonald's had to hire extra janitors just to deal with all the shit hitters coming off of I-5 on their long bumpy car rides to buttfuck Egypt.

Shit Hitter by Wyatt Junker November 2, 2010

shit kebab 

What results when the park clean-up guy impales mounds of dog shit with his pointed stick.

That's one big shit kebab; I'd hate to be the one to clean it off.

shit kebab by blankenship1 May 19, 2010