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i'd hit it like a mcdonald's cheeseburger

To have sex with (see "I'd hit it.")

Essentially making fun of the McDonald's commercial that uses "I'd hit it" with reference to a cheeseburger, which everyone knows is utterly misguided.
Wow look at that ass!
I'd hit it like a McDonald's cheeseburger.
by geekjive April 13, 2005
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Coug'd it

The correct term "Coug'd it" predates 1980.
A self proclaimed ironic aberration of the reversal of good fortune attributed to the Washington State University football team. Whereby, a sudden or unexpected mistake causes the team to lose at the end of a game akin to "snatching defeat from the jaws of victory." However, the divergence of an apparent victory only temporarily crushes the euphoria felt by Coug fans until the subsequent irony is realized and the loss accepted i.e. Coug fans should have expected it.
Fuskies often stake false claim to the term. Fuskies suck balls... because they are unable to make their paws into the form of a little fist.
Chad: "OMG! That redzone pick-6 with a minute to go cost us the game!"
Chelsea: "I'm so devastated. I don't feel like blowing losers after that game."
Gaylord: "Oh, Chelsa, you're such a little tart. So they Coug'd it, who cares? Accept and get over it, girl friend."
Chad: "Yeah, Chelsea, you can suck on this."
Chelsea: "Oh, Chad, now you're Cougin' it".
Chad: "Ha ha, wait...what?"
Gaylord: "Chad, I would never let you Coug it with me."
Chad: "Ha ha, wait...what?"
Gaylord: "There there, Chad. Now let's just let it happen...like they do in prison."
Chad: "Ha, ha, wait....what?" 'glurp slurp glob'.
by Dr. Maximus Loade October 13, 2013
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chris brown'd

girl 1 : oh my god girl, what happened to you, your all beat up
girl 2 : i dont know, we went to a party last night, and everything was going good, till we got home. thats when he chris brown'd me
girl 1 : that bastard
by Thantos February 10, 2009
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Cosmo'd

Trying to show off and you break your car.
He cosmo'd in front of those girls over there.
by frankz December 2, 2007
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coup d'etab

A coup d'etab is the act of deleting all the tabs that are open on your browser in one fell swoop. It may also be applied when doing it for a tab-hoarder's infinite amount of open tabs.
I was on my boyfriend's phone last night searching for something when I saw he had 23 tabs open! I did a coup d'etab and closed them all at once.
by alarive June 11, 2019
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Brian Carlsen’d

When a woman gets mad at you so she starts a Hate Train for all your Exes to jump on and ride. While on the Hate Train, They hype each other up until they create a different reality.
I heard today that Kingery never SA’ed any girls, he just got Brian Carlsen’d by that Daphne girl.
by Zach Zaxson April 11, 2022
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Christmas tree'd

Colloquial term for someone who has had a vasectomy
"I've been Christmas tree'd. My balls are only there for decoration now"
by DinkumDavo September 16, 2014
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