D-Card

Used as a duragatory term. Meaning fat, stupid, ugly, greasy, hairy, lazy, awkward, squeaky, cock blocker, v-card swiper, ass hole, tip drill giver, dirty, messy, wretched, filty, poop dick, grimy, grubby, stinky, soiled, unclean, cesspool, foul, bitch, caveman fucker, pushover, pussy, snivvely, little bitch, weasel, sneaky, cum guzzler, disgusting, creeper, stalker, ALL IN ONE!!!!!

FUCK YOU you D-CARD go clean your FUCKING room!!!!!!!

by MrHunterman12 May 29, 2008

D-Card

A dirty dirty mexican, who needs to clean his fucking room. He gets girls blacked out on a frequent basis with his tequila. Often seen shirtless exposing his back and chest, which is covered completely with greasy ballsack hair.

Dude you need to check yourself, your starting to be a D-Card!

by MrHunterman12 May 29, 2008

D-Card

Similar to the losing your V-Card after your first time having sex, you can lose your D-Card after your first time getting your dick sucked.

Bro did you hear about how Tobi lost his D-Card on Wednesday?

by 2 Humpz August 26, 2020

D-card

A diplomatic identity/immunity card.

Cameron: Man I pulled my d-card on teh five-o's last night when i got causht for underage drinking and they couldn't do anything.

by mattmcl February 2, 2006

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Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale

Simple Definition: A unique ritual or custom, which displays this quote spoken, usually along with one such person dancing in a reckless way, with a catchy beat.

Advanced Definition / History:

If you hear the mysterious words "According to the Judgement of the Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale", it is usually followed by a catchy beat and a passionate dance, where you practically let go of all your dignity and just throw yourself around; It happens to look quite silly to some. despite the description, many young and old people alike gather to watch these dances with the words projected, on a unique realm, known to modern humans as "TikTok". This unique custom or ritual remains unknown to most people... but the origin of these legendary words actually come from some bizzare dragon dressed up as an old man....

For reference, we shall use the names Billy and Bob.

Billy: According to the Judgement of the Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale!

Bob begins dancing, while a beat plays in the background. He looks very foolish, but seems to be vibing.

by Jei_does_stuff November 22, 2023