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blind panda

When in the act of consumation, one removes his member moments prior to climax and distributes his load equally into each of the womans eyes, then punches both eyes in quick succession pushes her on the floor and runs away
"she told me she loved me, so i gave her a blind panda and left town"
by elbmirb April 15, 2008
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blind side

When you come in a girl's eyes and then you dropkick her
"Dude i heard alex tdid the blind side to krystina!"
"Holy shit, no way!!!"
"Yeah he is such a badass!"
by laxative master May 4, 2010
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blindfolded cum-tasting

A blindfolded cum-tasting is a masturbation game that a group of guys can play. One guy, naked, blindfolded and on his knees, has to eat the cumshots of all the dudes participating as they jack off on his tongue. The "taster" has to identify all the participants by the taste of their cum. They keep doing this until everyone is correctly identified, and then they choose another "taster" and do it again.
Several of our friends came to our pod last weekend, and we had a blindfolded cum-tasting -- what a cum-fest! I got cum-drunk!
by USAF Cadet July 3, 2021
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Blendered

To be blendered is to be simply: denied; saladed;ended; or just plain invisible - originated from Halo gameplay.
Once blendered you can do anything you want on Halo 3. However, if in a bad situation, blenders can also mean heavy salad, which in fact, is quite an undesirable situation. See heavy salad.
by MrTadius December 10, 2007
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Blide

An excessively long, thin, and lanky penis. Antonyms: chode
The male stripper spun around so fast, his blide slapped her in the face.
by Reeko-Suavay February 25, 2009
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Binder

A gathering of 3 or more chicks in one place.
Whenever Kevin sang he always collected a binder of women.
by notpip October 17, 2012
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Blended Modeling

When you are at home with both Singapore’s bar model method and stack model method that you know which problem-solving visualization strategy is more suitable to solve certain types of word problems.
It’s an open secret that most Singapore math educators or coaches are ill-equipped to handle blended modeling—most are familiar with bar modeling, but few are fluent with the more intuitive stack modeling, in tackling brain-unfriendly math questions.
by MathPlus November 1, 2021
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