Heavy salad is the saying of when one is feeling down with life. When one is down, just curse, instead of abuse about somebody that you hate, just mention heavy salad.
Emo 1: "Ahh, life sucks."
Emo 2: "Yes, nobody understands me."
Emo 1: "Heavy salad."
To be saladed is the same as being
grouted, or ended.
Salading can often occur in gameplay of
Halo, or perhaps just in life.
Dude 1: "Arrh, dude, we're never going to find her in this crowd.."
Dude 2: "Yep, we're totally saladed."