Vampire jerk

When the blokes all meet up and give and receive a firm gripped hand job in a circular formation and one of the blokes shoots blood and you proceed to pick up the blood.

Old Tod and Brad were at their local all male brothel and then fucking brad let off a vampire jerk.

by Osama .Bin. Laden. June 22, 2021

Vampire Syndrome

Someone who doesn't age.

Person 1: Whoa... look at that person!

Person 2: Looks like they haven't age in a day!
Person 3: Yeah its called the Vampire Syndrome.

(I.e. Keanu Reeves, Joel Heyman, etc.)

by Black Gangster Ghetto Blaster February 27, 2017

Vietnamese Vampire

A Vietnamese Vampire is when you give oral sex to a menstruating woman and drink the blood.

"Bro did you hear about Jimmy and Susie?"

"Nah what happened?"
"Well I heard that Jimmy Vietnamese Vampired Susie after that party last week."

by $horty Guapo August 17, 2019

vampire T-bag

To T-bag someone with a bloody tampon

Man Jasmine Vampire T-bagged last night it so wasn't cool man

by Sparky Wolf Dream December 28, 2013

Gay Vampire

A gay vampire refers to a vampire from the popular Shonen anime Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
Some examples include: DIO, Kars, Wamuu and the hot and steamy one i forgot his name

person 1: dude you act a like a gay vampire
person 2: fym dawg you dont see me going WRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
person 1: you just did

by Ivory- August 19, 2023

vampire popsicle

Bloody tampon

I’m gonna go to the bathroom and make a vampire popsicle

by Kcornfield October 18, 2020

vampire mother

A divorced women who sucks the life and wealth out of her ex husband after cheating and leaving. Highly abusive toward men and blames them for their behavior.

The worst of all baby mamas.

“Vampire Mothers are real.”

“Vampire Mother got paid today!”

“No I don’t want to talk to you about my life now and I don’t have anymore money to give you...you Vampire Mother”

by Fact Based Person February 1, 2018