ted danson tumbleweed

A sexual act in which, during fellatio, you remove your unit from your partner's mouth during climax, cum in your own pubic hair, and rub their face in it.

You know Ted Danson gave Shawnee Smith the ol' Ted Danson tumbleweed.

by Ryan Anxiety February 7, 2008

tumbleweed

When someone says or does something with intent of humour and it's just not funny, said to embarress the person who does it

Clements: I made a ytmnd which had little kids in it and I drew pubes on them
Everyone else: Tumbleweed.

by Ivor Boner June 11, 2006

rumbly-tumbly

Playful sexual activity (chiefly British).

"That was a lovely bit of rumbly-tumbly."

by jouissancepastance July 31, 2012

Tumbles

When a girl or woman has spent way to many lonely nights on tumblr. Alone. And she has taken on tumblr as part of her personality.

Guy 1: Hey man look at that chick over there! She's got a mean case of the tumbles.

Guy 2: Hey chick come over here!

Chick: Oh my god guys, did you see that (insert band name here) in concert?! They are just sooo perf, I can't!!! asdfjkl!

Guy 2: Oh god...

by NelliyJuice December 9, 2012

tumble weed

pubic hair that is never shaven and has so much hair that it comes out of her panties (usualy granny)

we were gonna have sex but then i realized she had a tumble weed

by jesse March 3, 2004

tumbleweed

nasty girl hairballs

Cat is to hairball as woman is to tumbleweed.

by Tubesular November 22, 2010

Texas tumbleweed

The accumulation of pubes found on bars of soap

When I used my friends bathroom, to my amazement I picked up the soap to find a large Texas tumbleweed on it

by Bootyman November 10, 2014