Dirty Scotty

Dirty Scotty is a man who lost a dildo up his ass and is a literal asshole because he has a dick in his colon.

“Man, that guy is being a Dirty Scotty!”

by Lockthedoor May 1, 2020

ScottieP

One hot looking hunka man. Very smart, very sexy, and everything a girl would want.

Wow...look at Scottie P, isn't he a hottie?

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

Scott

A big flaming homosexual who stocks younger gals and creep's the shit out of pretty much everyone. He loves to suck off greyhound dogs and watch gay porn for countless hours on weekends. He is perhaps the most goofy looking fuck I've ever met.

Scott: Hey, what's up?!
Rachel: Uh..hey.. not much I'm just out for dinner with a few friends
Scott: Oh cool, well if you need a ride anywhere I'm just in the parking lot waiting.. sooo.. anywhere you want. I'm here. I'll do it, in a heartbeat.
Rachel: Um okay..bye
*Rachel to Steph*: I've never even met this Scott guy!

by Phantom Price February 6, 2009

scott from real world brooklynn

the most generic human being on this planet. probaby the worst character ever to be excepted on the real world. famous for the phrase " Ive been workin in a gym since i was 14" which might be all he said his entire season. if you watch the show you may find him gazing into the camera at various times. also serves as an embarrassment to the state of new hampshire.

hey you know scott from real world brooklynn? that guy is so generic.

by sainty boy July 30, 2009

Scottish Hammock

A sex position involving at least two men but three people all together. Similar to "Eiffel Tower" but upside down, one person is performing fellatio on one man and participating in coitus with another, but is facing upwards with their back to the ground while held between two men. Thus a hammock is formed as the person in the middle swings like a hammock between the two men.

It is quite popular in Scotland.

dude 1: hey dude, what did you do last night?

dude 2: nothing much, i just Scottish Hammocked last night and it was a-MAZE-ing!

dude 1: better than the Yasko Climb?

dude 2: never dude. never.

by quofemaster August 26, 2009

scotty sore hole

The act of a dude named Scott leaving the bar with a gay and waking up the next morning with a sore hole, while friends try to interfer in on this act and Scott refusing.

"Dude, your going to be "scotty sore hole" in the morning"

by mindi v September 16, 2009

Scott

By the sounds of it I met the wrong Scott, he is arrogent, selfish, self absorbed and a cheater. Though very charming at first, don't be fooled by this Scott.

Scott

by Lady13 February 17, 2013