sausage and eggs breakfast

When a girl wakes up and gives a guy a blowjob (this is the sausage). She then swallows his man juice (this is the eggs).

Betty sure looks chipper today. She must have had a sausage and eggs breakfast compliments of Ilya.

by Eric Dick January 2, 2008

Sausage

A penis.

My sausage cooked in that chicks oven

by Kumar666 December 22, 2008

Smoked Sausage

When a man fucks the hole people get in their throat from smoking too much.

Oh man Joe gave smoking Sally a smoked sausage yesterday!

by Jaypjayb January 20, 2009

Sausage Farm

Gathering spot for homosexual males.
I.E Parks, Rest Stops ( after dark ).

I pulled into the rest stop and was immediately horrified. I was sure it was a sausage farm from the thick odor of feces and semen.

by Remover October 6, 2003

sausage jockey

A Passive homosexual who practices anal sex.

Brighton is full of Sausage-Jockeys

by Linael November 19, 2003

pink sausage

A perverse sexual practice.
Before sex, cook up some bacn. Tie a string around this bacon, and get your lady to eat said bacon, leaving the string hanging from her mouth. Proceed with anal intercourse. As you reach climax, pull the string, pulling the bacon from your lady's throat. Her anal uscles will tighten immeasurably. Tehn pull out- her rectum will invert as you pull out, leaving a "pink sausage" hanging out of her arse.

I gave Ana a pink sausage last night- she had to go to the hospital.

by scotsman_too_hotsman March 7, 2009

Sausage Hamster

Another term for "ferret"; see ferret

Sausage hamsters make great pets.

by minari-naga March 24, 2005