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post-it notes

the greatest invention for readers
Readers would not be complete without their post-it notes.
by Briannica November 9, 2004
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shit-posting

posting on a forum or site while taking a shit.
"Zack was shit-posting on the toilet."
by steverogerific March 8, 2015
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HPV Positive

Not really quite sure, a lower form of HIV position.

Derived from the STD.
Guy 1: I really thought I saw a ghost

Guy 2: Are you sure?

Guy 1: I'm HPV Positive.
by duyen2 June 27, 2009
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Fetal Position

A sexual position consisting of a woman curled up like a fetus and a man lying straight having sex with her belly button.

The fetal position is intended for use with women who are overweight or have abnormally large belly buttons.
"How was last night?"

"Lame. Fetal position isn't all it's cracked up to be."
by Jafus000xxx1 June 14, 2008
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Pizza position

1. Male (usually) orders pizza (uncut) when girl offers to have sex, during sex, gets up, pays for pizza and procedes to roll pizza and shove it up females ass
Female: Wanna have sex?
Male: Sure, let me order the pizza?
F: Why?

M: PIZZA POSITION BITCH!
by thatoneguywhosawesome June 28, 2010
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rapal position

The postion you assume while being raped. Desiged to make the experience of being raped easier and more enjoyable. Similar to the fetal position when attacked by a bear.
Nathan, cleverly assumed the rapal position while Adam was raping him, making it less of a struggle and therefor better for the both of them.
by snickeldiddle916 May 24, 2010
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Polly Positive

When someone is in a terrible mood and everything that comes out of their mouth is either rude or they just can't stop bitching about who knows what.
Person 1: Man, I didn't have fun at your friend's house....the music was too loud, it was too crowded, the people were so annoying, it was messy, the bathroom smelt like poop, and i'm hungry.
Person 2: Okay, Polly Positive, did you want to turn the car around and take you back, since you seem to have had such a great time.
by SebastionATX April 27, 2006
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