goober pants

someone usually a teenage girl who thinks its cute to be stupid. not the normal 3 chromosomes from retarded stupid like most. this is an act. mostly harmless goofy fun.

brit is a goober pants and chelsea is retarded.

by xixzero October 20, 2008

Hoobie Goobie

A cute slang word for sex between teenagers who are in love.

Hey Lovie, do you want hoobie goobie?

by Hank B. McCoy May 27, 2007

Goober gabber

You dad on a asian woman while the asin woman is screwing a goat whos masterbating and eating pizza

holy crap its goober gabber

by Dylan March 4, 2004

Goober

some one that is exceivly silly.

by Grendel January 15, 2003

goober

Someone who is silly and mean to there cousin!

Ryan is a goober!!! haha

Jaclyn is not.

by Jaclyn August 3, 2004

gooberschnitzel

Rooting from the scottish verb "goub", a type of joyous dance routine, combined with the german word "schnitzel" which is a thin, seasoned veal cutlet, normally dipped and fried in batter.
The phrase itself means to brutally beat, maim, bludgon, stab and/or murder another individual. This individual taking the beating is noramlly an imbilclie, a.k.a. "Dipstick" or "dumb as a slab of meat" (deriving the root word "schnitzel"). This beating must also be done in a joyous, more towards insane, way (deriving the root word "goub").
This term is normally used in a type of joyful warcry by the assaliant.

Bully: "Give me that toy" (takes toy away from kid)
Kid: (slaps bully, and straps explosives around the bully's face) "GOOBERSCHNITZEL!!!!!"

(Bully's head is incinerated in a brutal explosion)

by Akumu Ninja November 24, 2006

Gooba

(Noun, Slang), G-oo-buh, Origin: The solar industry of Northern California. : Any type of roofing/weather/general construction sealant extruded via the use of a caulking gun, as roofing sealants are generally petroleum based, stain most materials and are near impossible to remove without the use of other petroleum products. Primarily used when refering to the brand Sikaflex.

After I removed the lag bolt from the roof I used the gooba to seal the hole.

by five9four January 17, 2010