Fester

Brittish Slang term for a european Ford Fiesta.

Awesome big bore pipe on that Fester.

by Nick December 6, 2004

fester

multiuse-
n: a guy who gets in the way of his friend's game, see also - cockblock

v: to be annoying, irritating

A guy likes a girl, his friend comes up and starts calling him out. The guy is like 'Stop being such a fester!'

by katieishere May 9, 2005

Festibues

If you don't know what they are, look in your pants for a spoon shaped object. If you haven't got one, you are one of two things:

a) An undeveloped fetus
b) A girl

See also penis

"I hear Whatboy has a huge festibues"

by Whatboy February 12, 2006

festesia

Word used on a family guy episode. A word that Peter Griffin made up, meaning 'good in bed, sexy, hot, or sexually arousing'

"You, sir, are a festesia!" -Peter Griffin

by madisonnnnn October 27, 2007

Festicide

(Verb) To get infested with germs

I will festicide yo' comb!!

by Jesse O'Hagan May 7, 2008

Festering The Fingers

The act while walking of fixing your pants and swinging you arm out infront of you.

Kid 1: Look at that guy he must be a pimp.
Kid 2: How do you know?
Kid 1: Look at him Festering The Fingers

by Wryte Chandler August 6, 2008

Fest

1.(n) A annual three day PBR fueled punk rock music festival located in Gainesville Florida. Generally around Halloween.

2.(adj) A term used with great discretion to describe that which is the ultimate in cruciality and awesomeness.

I got lost when I was hammered last night, but I bumped into a Five Star pizza dude and scored a pie. It was so FEST!!!

by El Gully October 18, 2008