danger smoke

Where a person or group of people planning to smoke weed call the police just before they light up. They must then finish all the evidence before the police arrive or they will be arrested.

Based on the same premise as a danger wank.

Stoner1: Hey, I've got a couple of spliffs, fancy a danger smoke?
Stoner2: Yeah ok!
Stoner1: (on the phone) Hello police, I've got loads of weed lol!
Police: Holy shit! I'm coming to arrest you!

(30 mins later)

*knock knock*
Police: I've received a report of possession of illegal drugs.
Stoner1: Er... no... there's no... drugs here.
Stoner2: Nope, none.
Police: There's no evidence. I've been bamboozled!

by Dry Bones and Koop September 11, 2009

Shit Smoke

The stream of hot air that comes out of your ass after taking a reasonably sized shit. Not to be confused with a Fart.

"Dude i just took a huge shit..uh-oh..here comes the shit smoke!

by D-T Slim March 1, 2010

bacon beefy smokecheesy

Used to describe something that is "the bomb" or completely amazing. A very endearing phrase.

Zeef you are definitely the bacon beefy smokecheesy!

by Eric.... October 2, 2008

SMOE

Having the characteristics of Matt Wilson.

I can't believe that SMOE just got Ricardo to drink straight honey mustard.

by El Macho February 5, 2005

smokegina

When a woman smokes out of her vagina

1) My mom smokeginaed last night

by Kevin clark December 23, 2007

Catch some smoke

What you say to a guy when you want to scrap

Man fuck you, you trying to catch some smoke?

by Lilbanz June 8, 2018

smokeables

marijuana.

Hey,man.Got any smokeables?

by sky May 9, 2003