lay some wood

To beat up on someone;

The Falcons scored again on the Seahawks, they know how to lay some wood.

by TLKay January 14, 2017

lip lay

When you go to kiss someone but you just put your lips on them and don't move your lips

Ashley just lip layed Hailee's forehead and it was really awkward

by yoooogooooooo March 3, 2016

Lay Raise

Lay Raise: The result of being fired from a position only you or very few people can fill, only to be hired back at a higher pay rate when the company whom fired you comes crawling back for your help.

So they fired me on Friday, and hired me back on Tuesday, but for more money, because I didn't want to go back for the same. Best three day weekend and lay raise ever!

by LoganPhyve May 4, 2012

Lay of The Top

a girl or man has to give the person that showed you or sent you this head or let them smash

hey arianna look "show Lay of the Top" arianna starts giving head

by Starzza June 7, 2022

Lay like lasagna

Comfortably laying on the couch, feeling fulfilled by the lounging

I should get up off the couch, but I'm going to lay like lasagna.

by SmittyB1983 November 15, 2021

egg-laying

When you shove a hardboiled egg up your ass so that you can surprise people by shitting it out in front of them.

Lets go egg-laying.

by unskinny-bob November 2, 2021

fucking layed out

To be hit with such great force that one's body immediately goes limp and sprawls upon the floor.

Usually a comment from a by-stander who may also be shouting, "World Star!"

"Holy shit, did you see that? He got fucking layed out!"
"Damn, Rhonda Rousey got fucking layed out by Amanda Nunez"

by Money $loth January 5, 2017