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Teller Pants

Those tight black dress pants usually worn by female bank tellers and other attractive women working behind a counter.
Danny: Man check out those teller pants!
Jeremy: Dude that's true beauty
by Westbr0ok January 28, 2009
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Text and Tell

The act of telling your friends about something important or personal that somebody shared with you via text messaging
Fred: "Dude, I told John about how I banged Kevin's mom over text last night, and now everybody including Kevin knows about it!"

D'Avante: "Damn that fool done did text and tell on yo ass"
by gmoney415 March 2, 2009
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White Entertainment Television

1) White Entertainment Television or WET is the fictional opposite of BET, Black Entertainment Television. Many white people think it's unfair that there's not a white version of BET.

2) The fictional TV station that has reruns of Friends, All in the Family, and Blue Collar Comedy. Reality shows like My Redneck Wedding, Rock of Love, Jersey Shore, and yet to be produced Recycled Trailer Trash (about people born and raised in trailers trying to live in the suburbs and enter corporate America), Survivor: Hood Version (a bunch of white people who think the worst about the hood try to survive in the hood).

Movies shown on the channel include Birth of a Nation, Beerfest, Song of the South, Driving Miss Daisy, Valley Girl, etc. There’s an interactive video countdown show featuring rock, pop, and country music. At night they show Lisa Lampanelli and Jeff Dunham at night, followed by Girls Gone Wild. They also have indie videos and death metal videos and have a 1/2 hour block of ICP videos. On Sunday Mornings they show Joel Olsteen and white preachers knocking people (usually women) on the forehead. Christen music videos by white artists play until 12pm and then it's back to regularly scheduled programming. Many of the fictional white people who know about this fictional channel hate it because most of the station shows white people in a terrible light. However WET’s founder sees it as an accomplishment because he feels he's giving the people what they want, a white version of BET.
Person 1: Why can't we have White Entertainment Television? It's not fair that there's Black Entertainment Television and not White Entertainment Television

Person 2: Dude, have you watched BET? Do you seriously want a white version of that?
by Phil N. DaBlank March 10, 2011
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telewacker

A childish noun, Word used for penis/genitalia
Bobby got soap in his telewacker now it burns when he pisses
by Evil ken January 5, 2005
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I promise I won't tell

The biggest lie anyone has ever told; everyone has used this at least once
Person 1- I can't tell you
Person 2-I promise I won't tell
Person 1- ok but you can't tell anyone
Person 2- I won't
..later on
Person 3- what did they say?
Person 2- yup he likes you
by SCHMUR September 26, 2013
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Telmomarques

A Famous Runescape Player Whom is Ranked Number 1# Knocking Zezima off the list.

He started out as a noob and became rich and famous on the game RuneScape.

He has party-hat's and is well known in RuneScape.
Wow, It's telmomarques ADD ME PLS?

Telmomarques says: NO my list is FULL!
by Satnoae Nercy January 17, 2011
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elemental television series

a tv series where the central characters have the ability to manipulate the classical elements (water, fire, earth, air/wind, and aether/metal depending on the culture). some series include extra elements, such as ice, spirit, darkness, light, thunder, metal, etc.

in the series, the elementalists must battle an evil, and when one element is absent, they usually cannot carry out their objective. they are strongest when united.

also, each character's personality is usually reflected on their element. ex: fire is rash and impulsive; water is calm and collective; earth is nurturing and loyal; air is inquisitive and curious
some examples of elemental television series are:

Avatar: The Last Airbender
W.I.T.C.H.
Sailor Moon
Captain Planet
Xiaolin Showdown

of course, avatar and w.i.t.c.h are the best. :)
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 7, 2006
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