Stiff as dicks

a.) V. stiff, tight, or hard. Painfully stiff.

b.) Inflexible.

"My muscles are stiff as dicks! I haven't been able to sleep in days."

"I asked for an extension on my assignment, but the lecturer wouldn't give it to me. The guy's stiff as dicks about that shit."

by Iamasparrow March 16, 2014

stiffneck

(verb) unintentionally have your neck muscles tense up and/or freeze when in the presence of someone attractive, often to the point where it is obtrusive and creeps out the other person

Chris and Nadir were having a fun, loud conversation on the rooftop bar. As two hot women walked by, they both stiffnecked and went quiet, causing the women to give them strange looks and move on.

by welcometothejungle2009 August 31, 2017

stiff

1.when you walk really stiff and have an overall stiff skeletal system
2.thinking you can do something but you are really bad at it
3.not being able to interact socially and if you do you say/do the weirdest shit

'Fuck ben is such a stiff cunt, he can't even ollie'
'look at this stiff cunt'
'Ben just stiffed out when talking to alyssa'

by johnnydogg September 30, 2017

Stifler

Stifler pure mad man always up for the sesh takes it from new York to my Ross loves pussy and drugs and some alcoholic beverages as you do like if you have a big stiffy in your life your sad

Omg Stifler is here the sesh is about to start

by Stifler March 3, 2018

stiffle

when someone stiff minded/ talking or texting dryer than usual - word made by Angelina Dang

“You’re being a real stiffle right now”

by angelstar2509 November 29, 2018

Rumpel Stiffskin

Another name for a penis

"After Bonnie got done scrubbing the crock pot, I bent her over and gave her a good poke with Rumpel Stiffskin."

by Marquis70 April 30, 2008

Exhaust Sniffer

A person, usually a teenage girl, who enjoys to sit in "boy racers" cars being carted around for free (Usually at high speeds). Yet they have no interest in driving, nor cars in any way shape or form.

The "boy racers" love these, as it makes them look popular and added with their stupidity on the roads, makes them feel much more macho.

"She isn't interested in driving, shes just an exhaust sniffer"

by AJ1985 October 27, 2008