Lazy ass

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by Someone who is WAY TOO bored June 27, 2021

Kathleen Lazy

When you are so lazy you’d rather pay more money in rent than help around the house.

Man, my house is so messy... I’m so Kathleen Lazy today.

by Cass1234 November 22, 2019

lazy teabagging

When one is too lazy to actually sit on one's knees and follow through with normal teabagging. The teabagger sucks on the teabaggee's adam's apple on their throat in the process of giving a hickey to this region.

"Man, that chick lazy teabagged me on the dancefloor! Now I pop my collar cuz I have to!"
"I was lazy teabagging him so hard he HAD to wear that scarf I made him!"

by Caitlin W December 30, 2007

Lazy Legspreader

A person who does nothing but lays on their back and spreads their legs.

Juju is nothing but a lazy legspreader.

by Wldflwr79 November 22, 2024

Lazy Susan

A line of cocaine with smaller lines of Ketamine on surrounding it

Yo, we're all out of rattlesnakes but we could line up some lazy susans

by DjSourMilk September 13, 2021

Lazy Mustang

The act of giving fellatio with little to no enthusiasm

Dinner wasnt worth it. all I got was a lazy Mustang.

by Reapers_Gambit February 23, 2021

Taxis Make You Fat and Lazy

The mantra held by some people who play The Amazing Race ORGs, it is the belief that using taxis, the fastest but most expensive transport option, will make you soft and weaken you for what is to come in the race, so it is better not to use taxis at all. Also known by the abbreviation TMYFAL.

Were you actually considering using a taxi? Didn’t you know that Taxis make you fat and lazy? It’s scientifically proven. Nobody who taxis leg 1 ever wins the race. It’s a waste of money and it makes your muscles waste away as well.

by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024