El Paso Grease Fire

When you cum through a fire and onto a persons face. Covering them in flaming hot semen, burning them.

Did you hear about Rebecca last night, she got an El Paso Grease Fire and had to go to the hospital

by ThatFatterGuy December 4, 2016

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slow grease

1. n. the name for both the substance and the moment at which you have realized that you have shit your pants, but it has yet to leak out of your anus to ruin your best underwear and your day.

Those chicken livers I had last night must have been bad because this morning when I dropped ass the ol slow grease dribbled out and ruined me favorite drawers.

by Doc Guitar November 6, 2014

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The Breath Of Grease (Greece to Greeks)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Grease (Greece to Greeks)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

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