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Computercate

To make something more complicated than it would have been had you not used the "convenience" of technology.
Person 1-Hey, let's figure out how to get to that new club. I'll wait the 10 minutes for my computer to power up, get on line and sift through the 100 results on the search engine before waiting for the interactive map to load which gives step by step instructions on how to get there from your current location.

Person 2-It's 3 blocks away on the corner of Main and 1st, don't computercate things?
by Trebleclef44 November 19, 2009
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commutercise

The act of travelling to and from work by physical means(running, biking, skating, roller blading, etc.) instead of using mass transit or a car.
Sid: How crowded was the subway this morning?

Nancy: I wouldn't know. I ride my bicycle everyday. I commutercise.
by NYCRunner August 30, 2010
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corputer

corporeal computer, an electronic prosthetic device that through many interconnected microchips and artificial neurons has become a part of human body.
In the future, computers will be transformed into corputers and become integrated with human bodies.
by Mike November 17, 2010
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Night Commuters

The situation in Uganda, where Joseph Kony (who has been likened to Adolf Hitler) and his army, the LRA (Lord's Resistance Army) abduct children as young as eight years old from their beds at night. The children are forced to become child soldiers, and are then killed, mutilated, and forced to commit horrific acts of violence. The abductions/abductors have been called "Night Commuters".

A group called the Invisible Children has been created to help stop the horrific acts. See www.invisiblechildren.com to find out more, and see what you can do to help.
The horrifying acts of the Night Commuters make people want to give help to the Invisible Children.
by taylormonster March 20, 2009
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Computerology

Computerology is the science and knowledge of computers.
He knows everything about computers! He took 5 years of Computerology in college.
by Scootermom June 14, 2011
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Computers that don't suck

Computers that are not based off of Microsoft DOS, or Microsoft NT. These include but are not limited to computers based off of:

BSD
Linux
Unix
My friend needed me to recommend some computers that don't suck. So I said Macintosh.
by Reiden Estrin February 25, 2011
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scotty computers

A way to convey that you are blushing.

Derived from the words of the illustrious lecturer in MSRIT, who used to blush saying these words.
Sid: Dude, you were glowing on your wedding day.
Plain (blushing): Thanks dude. Scotty computers..
by PhychoSid February 5, 2007
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