red richard 

The act in which someone, after sex with a chick on her period, "accidentally" trips and shmears his bloody genitals on said chick.

Yo Tom. Last night I pulled a red Richard on Margaret. She was pissed.

Or

Stacey, whats that red stain on your arm?

Oh, Mark red richard' me this morning. I just havent showered yet.

red richard by Nicknac2017 April 23, 2018

a richard 

a nice way of calling someone a dick. because the nickname for richard is dick.

"You're such a richard!"

a richard by Bisexual brosef June 7, 2021

spotted Richard 

Spotted Richard is the name used in the dining room of the House of Parliament instead of spotted dick. This is a traditional English sponge or suet cake served with custard.

The dining room had spotted Richard on the menu, just to be a dick about it.

spotted Richard by Cranberry Bob November 6, 2021

The kind of thing Richard would do 

The wrong way or coming up with a stupid way of doing things.

The kind of thing Richard would do is having hot chocolate with no chocolate.

The kind of thing Richard would do by TheRealRichard May 3, 2020

how do you get dick from richard

simply ask him nicely

1: how do you get dick from richard
2: ask him nicely

how do you get dick from richard by Confusions December 21, 2021

The Richard Nixon 

When you pull your dick up your ass so it looks like a nose. draw eyes on your ass for extra realism

Dude, when you did The Richard Nixon to me yesterday I thought i was looking at a Time magazine from 1964.

The Richard Nixon by Caflisch22 May 5, 2006

pregnant richard

richard is a very sensitive person and if you ask him if he’s pregnant he will deny it even though he is. he is having a boy and naming him “Mk”...richard will be a great mother to his baby!

me: “richard are you pregnant??”
richard: “nope”

pregnant richard

pregnant richard by pregnant richard January 16, 2019