red richard

The act in which someone, after sex with a chick on her period, "accidentally" trips and shmears his bloody genitals on said chick.

Yo Tom. Last night I pulled a red Richard on Margaret. She was pissed.

Or

Stacey, whats that red stain on your arm?

Oh, Mark red richard' me this morning. I just havent showered yet.

by Nicknac2017 December 30, 2017

red hot richard

When a man and a woman are spooning and the woman farts on the man's dick, making it feel warm and cozy.

She gave me a red hot richard while were watching Titanic on the futon.

by Matt Compton November 4, 2005