Faster Than Light

When sex only lasts 10 seconds or less.

I had sex for the first time but it was Faster Than Light.
Wow Did You Cum Too Fast
No It was done that quick

by real_men_uber rick August 24, 2021

Faster Horses

A 1975 Tom T Hall song in which an elderly cowboy tells him the 4 secrets to a better life

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money

by JB920 December 30, 2021

Faster Than Your Mom

Faster Than Your Mom is a term used to describe a gamer who sandbags or is new to a game. It is a term you would use when one of these actions occur.

Friend: “Where you taking the killer?”
Poison: “I’m taking the killer to shack”
*player decides to sandbag*
“HOLY SHIT DWIGHT, MOVE YOUR BITCH ASS FASTER THAN YOUR MOM”

by Poison2793 May 19, 2022

Mo Fasta

Mo Fasta - Adj. - Faster than fast. Quicker than quick.

Hey mayne, you wanna race bruh? No need cuh, I already knows my bike Mo Fasta than you's is!

by MotaRacer June 15, 2018

Make minecarts faster

"Make minecarts faster" is a catchphrase commonly said in camman18 shorts. It references the fact that minecarts take so much effort to set up but are basically useless as they are slower than even SPRINTING.

Literally every short by camman18: "Also make minecarts faster"

by mb6fbhsphdrcb February 27, 2023

fastsanchez

When you stick your middle finger up your ass and wipe it on your upper lip to make a black mustache.

Hola mi nomes es fastsanchez (as you quietly shove your finger up your ass to get some poo mustache paste and wipe it on your upper lip).

Que paso?

Yo quiero some cock.

by browonder August 8, 2009

fastfap

When something is so epic and so awesome that you want to fap profusely to it, then the word for such a masturbation is fastfap.

That video made me fastfap for 2 hours.

by Double-yew Thirteen June 16, 2011