A ponder of Midgets

is the term used to describe a group of midgets (short people)

Look at that ponder of midgets

by Ben_236 July 27, 2004

ponderize

A portmanteau of the words pound and tenderize, meaning to pound vigorously while also tenderizing the area being pounded.

A proper ponderization involves 80% pounding and 20% tenderizing.

He ponderized the maid in the hay mow with the intensity of a man who's wife could return home at any minute yet with the care due her innocence and age.

by Joseph 'sMyth November 25, 2015

pounded her

When a male goes hard on a females ass she can't walk

Man I pounded her so hard last night

by Lolagonzalaez December 4, 2016

Pounded

To Fuck the shit out of someone

Carl pounded the shit out of sara

by Mandy251990 July 22, 2015

Poundin' Spam

Derived from the saying "Why eat Spam, when you have Steak at Home". Spam being the lowest form of meat, while steak represents a worthwhile meal. Refers to a man that cheats on his hot wife or girlfriend with an undesirable, disfigured, or otherwise deformed ugly.

"She should leave him. She's always slaving at home while he's out Poundin' Spam".

"She's so hot, I don't know why he's always Poundin' Spam."

"Girl are you Trippin' Vag? You shouldn't be Poundin' Spam in the house, Tim is on his way home."

"Tim, did you really pound that spam for packs of free gum?"

by Josh Lines, Wayne Blythe, Isaac Reed March 15, 2008

pounding the flounder

Um well fucking yourself...
Masturbation
What your mom does at night...

She was pounding the flounder.

by Did bish August 28, 2016

Dong Pounds

A term for bars where people have spiked dog collars, shock collars and leashes on their partners dongs.

Jeffrey: “Dong Pounds in this city are insane. You can even poop and pee on the floor.”
Grant: “Wrigley Field is one of the biggest dong pounds in America!”

by OrangeRichard September 14, 2018