mitten

The act of "wearing" your bird like a mitten.

Specifically, thumb in the bullseye and digits up the furry cup

Man: get over here and have a mitten
Woman: the couch?

by dogga July 29, 2008

Minty

The nice word for gay. It's almost like a secret code, because it's not commonly used.

Hahahaha Jack is so minty!" "Wait, what?

by gosh dang awesome December 10, 2010

schmuck mitten

a mitten for your schmuck.
derr!

oh, and smitten is also short for a schmuck mitten.

"jesus christ, that britney is such a schmuck mitten."
"i know, right??"

by schmuckmittennnn February 24, 2008

Matty

A nonce who loves saying 'suck your mum'

He's such a nonce. He must be a matty.

by blackannoymousman123 October 17, 2019

mitten

Four in the bum, the other with the thumb.

She was a cold bitch, so i needed to warm her up with a mitten.

by Thoughtful November 28, 2006

Matty Healy

an utterly selfish, sexist, and racist person who has underdeveloped emotional intelligence

“Stop throwing a Matty Healy, you’re better than that. You’re 45 for goodness sake, enough with the tantrum!

by Bearbelle July 22, 2023

Matty

A dumbass

Oh I can’t belive he pulled a Matty

by Can of peaches February 21, 2019