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R. Kelly 

look at all of these r kelly's in this party....i should piss on 1.
R. Kelly by the dj form chi October 30, 2003

Christian Kelly 

Christian Kelly is a big strong man who is deeply in love with his girlfriend and he loves sex, he is know as the "SEX GOD"
I would love Christian Kelly to Penetrate my vagina all day

billy kelly 

A sexy , loveable boy who has got a massive penis and is a beast in bed. He can have a right laugh with anyone but if someone pisses billy off he will go mad and do what ever he needs to piss them off. He's a alround great guy if you get to know him.
billy kelly by Fish gnomes 101 November 17, 2013

R Kelly Sharpshooter 

The sexual act of tying your partner onto the bed, head bound to the headboard, mouth open wide.

you then take a jar, filled to the brim with semen and piss, you shake it up until mixed completely, then you fill a

(preferably large, rifle type) water gun with the liquid (use a funnel) then, with your partner bound to the bed, try to get as many shots down the throat and in the mouth as you can.

Rules
1: the bound partner must swallow every shot that made it into the mouth.
2: the shooter must be at the foot of the bed.
3: the bound partner must not move a muscle.
4: you can not cheat your way through with a pump water gun.
Oh my god Johnny, me and suzanne played R Kelly Sharpshooter last night, I made every shot!!!
R Kelly Sharpshooter by ranchdong October 3, 2017

chad kelly 

Is a total badass not to be messed with John Cena look alike
Is that John Cena or Chad Kelly I don't know but let's not mess with that guy
chad kelly by Smoof81 November 16, 2017

Charlie Kelly 

Legend tells of a man who’s will is stronger than any other, and by completing No Nut November he will have gained powers that shall save the world. You are the chosen one Charlie.
Rise Charlie Kelly, for you shall be our saviour
Charlie Kelly by woodenBox467 November 1, 2020