Condom

A condom is a very special piece of plastic wrap that keeps a women from getting that white stuff.

I would prefer he rather not use a condom just so we can have very kinky sex.

by Suck a very large dick February 5, 2018

Condom

A creation that was first made out of animal bladders to rubber latex.
It was made for bitches who only wants pleasure and commit adultery instead of bringing a beautiful creature into this world

A: Hey dude,,, My wife says she wants to have sex
B: Dude that's great. that means you're not gonna die a virgin and have a child!

A: Yeah but.. She said she wants a condom
B: Well,, You wont have to take care of a child though, right?
A: I always wanted a child for fucks sake, I'm not those retarded men in porn videos
B: but they don't use condo-
A: BUT SHE WANTS A CONDOM, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

by YourGranmaIsPolysexual January 11, 2022

Cyber Condom

Name for any type of spam, malware, or virus protection used on computers.

Norton, WindowLiveCare, McAfee, ETC..

Example 1:
Friend #1: Hey, you better make sure you're wearing a cyber condom when you go on that website!

Friend #2: Yeah, you better listen to him, last time I went there I had tons of pop-ups that covered my computer.

Example 2:
Friend #1: Hey go download that song for me, but make sure you have a cyber condom on, I wouldn't want you to get cyber herpes, aka a virus.

by JRanallo July 7, 2011

quarter condom

The plastic wrapping for rolls of quarters, when found discarded in community laundry facilities they look like old condoms.

That laundry room was so filthy--the floor was covered in odd socks, old dryer sheets and quarter condoms.

by coyotemutt October 28, 2011

balloon condom

A person whose penis is so small that he has to use a balloon instead of a condom
Can be used as a noun as well as an adjective

"So tell me Jane, how was your date night with Tim last night?"
"Who Tim?! pft... that guy's such a balloon condom! I spent the rest of the night in the restroom with my dildo"

by F-Bomb Thiru May 2, 2017

shitty condom

A shitty condom is one of three things.

1. A poorly made condom. One that is easy to break.

2. A condom that is covered in faeces after anal sex.

3. A shit filled condom. I'll let you work that one out.

"How was sex with Cindy last night?"

"I had a terrible case of a shitty, shitty, shitty condom. Best. Sex. Ever."

by Lord Dangleballs November 17, 2017

god Condom

1.A relentes promise of truth an utmost seal to promises, it equals "I swear" Say by any religious person.

2. A promise or seal of Truth/Bets.

Mexican 1. Jo man I ran like 3 miles today.

Mexican 2. Nah godspeed I don't think so.

Mexican 1. No J for real I was being chase by a dog.

Mexican 2. god condom?!

Mexican1. god condom.

by The RealTruth. October 22, 2019