Blumpkin

The greasiest shit ever. When a hoe blows the D while the guy takes a shiiii.

I was at a football game and this bitch busted open the shitter door and gave me a blumpkin.

by Juicy_kawasaki November 19, 2018

BLUMPKIN Sandwich

The glorious action of recieving amazing head, while suffering from a disastrous taco Tuesday melt down and you whip out your master Chef skills and whip up a sandwich on his/her head before they swallow your load.

One Chad to another Chad

"BROOO you know that chick Stephanie dude?? Shes bangin dude!!! But you'll never guess what happened last night bro. Like, me and that chick Stephanie were totally getting it on dude, and I made her eat a blumpkin sandwich dude. It was glorious

by DR-Semi-Philish. July 3, 2019

Blumpkinology

The intense study of all types of Blumpkins

I stayed up all night studying for my Blumpkinology exam

My asshole & dick are raw from studying Blumpkinology so hard

by Spotted Dick & Custard September 16, 2019

blumpkin

when your sucking when he's pooping

what are you doing tonight? oh, i'm getting a blumpkin from my maid

by lompy March 26, 2020

Blumpkin

When you get your dick sucked while on the toilet.

Hey, I'm gonna get a Blumpkin Later, Wanna Join?

by LocalSalamander69 June 12, 2020

Blumpkin Pie Two tower of dipping doom.

You already know bruh.

Bruce - Yo, you Want a Blumpkin Pie?
Kyle - Only if its a Blumpkin Pie two tower of dipping doom.

by Thefinisher69 May 25, 2020

Bluggling

The act of blushing and giggling

She was bluggling on facetime

by Mr.handler September 21, 2020