Wrong Handed

The opposite of right handed. Duh.

Bob is wrong handed, that's why he sucks at writing.

by Ganondox February 26, 2019

price is wrong, bitch

From Happy Gilmore, after Happy temporarily knocks out Bob Barker. A confident statement of vindication after defeating a nefarious or arrogant opponent.

Michelangelo’s David, one of his most famous works, looks out from the Piazza Della Signoria of Florence toward the Medici Palace with a gaze of defiance. Built in honor of the New Republic after ousting the oppressive, powerful ruling Medici family from Florence, David's posture and visage say "Price it wrong, Bitch"

by Citrus Warrior August 9, 2004

when keeping it real goes wrong

Chappelle show skit that satirizes a situation where a person decides to act on impulse or acts uninhibited by social mores or norms (i.e. "keeping it real") which usually leads to adverse and often times unexpected results.

When keeping it real goes wrong in a board meeting at your corporate job when someone mimics, coopts, or imitates your culture in a condescending way and seeks your affirmation in doing so. (i.e. "Give me some skin, dawg"). Also referred to as "actin' your color"

by JNice007 March 2, 2009

take care of those flowers wrong number

A line from "Flowers From 1970" that Dream said

Dream: Take care of those flowers wrong number

by Dreamnotfound ;) May 20, 2021

You're Holding It Wrong

1. Steve Job's joke of an excuse when customers complained about loosing reception on their new iPhone 4 mobile devices, a problem that occasionally occurs from gripping the phone in the left hand corner and thus shorting out the outer antenna band.

2. A condescending cop-out response from a person way too smug and hipster to admit there could be a problem, no matter how small it could be.

3. A sarcastic response one might joke to a friend when they can't get something to work.

4. An corporation's attempt at consumer socialism.

Friend 1: "Ah man, my phone dropped another call. What is this BS!"

Friend 2: "You're Holding It Wrong."

by Frosty-Jay July 1, 2010

you got the wrong one

You got the wrong one.

1. You have confused me with someone that you can fuck with.

2. Your thinking about me is wrong.
Not someone to mess with

Ex: You will do what I say

Bitch, you got the wrong one!! Nobody tells me what to do. DEUCES

by Huggybear6789 March 20, 2017

...Not that there's anything wrong with that...

An expression used when denying homosexuality but remaining politically correct and without bigotry or homophobia. Usually said after such exclamations as "I'm not gay," etc.

HISTORY: Popularized by the TV show "Seinfeld" (NBC, 1989-1998, currently in reruns). In Season 4, Episode 17, titled "The Outing," the characters Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld) and George Costanza (Jason Alexander), are mistaken to be a gay couple by a reporter. When they deny their homosexuality, they follow it with "Not that there's anything wrong with that" no matter how desperate they are to clear their names of the for some reason bad publicity homosexuality brings celebrities.

"People think just because I use hand lotion and hair gel that I'm gay, but really, I'm not...Not that there's anything wrong with that..."

by BrainwashedJerseyGuy January 4, 2008