Whisky Pig

The fatty/ugly skank you bring home from the bar at 3am. Whisky Pig.

Hey man, who the hell was that nasty whisky pig you rode home last night?
or
Hey dude, want to go out?? We can get drunk and rassle us up a coupla whisky pigs...they'll let us do anything we want to um...even do um in the pooper!

by HDSterms May 31, 2013

whisky-blind

So drunk (having only drunk whisky) that one is temporarily blind.

"I was whisky-blind last night, staggering home at five."

by Schopenhauer-Lowell November 5, 2013

Whisky Boys

Group of fine gentlemen who sip on good tasting whisky and proceed to look down on anyone who isn't drinking whisky

Popularized in Austin, TX

Look at that dude drinking grey goose, he's not party of the whisky boys

Did the whisky boys really just handle that bottle of Blue Label?

by WhiskyDrinker March 3, 2014

whisky pearl

A shot or glass of whisky with a shot of cum in it

She drank down the whisky pearl with a satisfied smile

by Whiskylover June 1, 2016

Whacky Sack

physical disconfort in the scrotum due to excessive masterbation. Most commonly induced by the testicles slamming against the inside of the thighs/groin area for an elongated period of time.

Jeremy: The Pat's chance at a playoff run is ruined!

Isaiah: Why? What happened?

Jeremy: Brady is out 7-9 weeks with whacky sack!

Isaiah: I guess Giselle just isn't doing it for him anymore .

by Scoopdevious December 1, 2016

Whisky Tango Tornado

When you walk into a hotel room, house, or apartment, and the people there have completely trashed the place with fast food garbage, cigarette ash, booze bottles, clothes, and any other kind of unholy testament to the white trash gods.

Jesus christ, did you see Jolene's room? It's a fuckin' whisky tango tornado in there!

by a housekeeper November 12, 2017

Whacky-Moto

Its whackier than whack. Its when something so whack happens you have no other choice than to call it whacky-moto

yoo thats whacky-moto !

thats pretty whacky-moto

by Thewhackymoto September 1, 2020