Vsco girl

Girls mostly on tiktok they wear oversized t-shirts and really short shorts that don’t show they have their hair up in a messy bun and they wear scrunchies, friendship bracelets and a puka shell necklace and they always have their hydro flask they always say and I oop and sksksksks

Girl: she was like “why do you always have your hydro flask” and I was like “and I-oop sksksksk”
Others: she’s a vsco girl

by Shishter shnapped August 24, 2019

Visco Boy

Similar, but far superior to the Visco Girl, Visco Boys are often 9th grade boys who like to wear designer hoodies, chains, and shoes. They commonly like to say "Type Beat" as a response to anything to indicate that they do not care for what you have to say. Their breath smells of tic tacs, Citrus mouthwash, mango juuls, or any type of Gatorade honestly. They like to listen to "'Rapper X Rapper' Type Beats"(Aswell as AnythingTypeBeats). So if you hear music that sounds foreign/unofficial, then one is nearby. They all like to disrespect Visco Girls for not knowing Theodore is getting the best head, or what they're even talking about. If others do not say Theodore, they are enemies to the Visco Boy. Some (4%) Visco Boys have Reddit, and are all subscribed to the r/okbuddyretard subreddit. They also like to define themselves as "Vibin rn", meaning they are relaxing and are currently not hostile. "Bruh Moment" is their trademark mating call, aswell as their favorite quote of all. They will quote it at almost any given situation, especially dire. I also forgot to mention these guys radiate fucking awesomeness, as their meme game is superior to any other human being in the world (All Visco Boys have the same meme games). They obtained their name from stomping the fuck out of out Visco girl heads (that's why most of them have craters in their skulls).

Visco Girl: OMG and I oop! it's a Visco Boy!

Visco Boy: Bruh Moment. I'm just trying to vibe. GTFO.

Visco Girl: meanie :(

Visco Boy: Type Beat

by CubedIce September 30, 2019

visco girl

a person of the female species that speak visco "and i oop" and "sksksk" there clothing consists of baggy t shirts and short shorts . they wear pukka shell necklaces and friendship bracelets, don't forget the skskscrunchies. but be careful they could whip you with there hydro flasks and say the most evil words "oops droped my hydro flask" there messy bun is not to be messed with and they are taking over one Birkenstock at a time. another one of there defense mechanisms is the Mario bedescu spray in the eyes. they also hurt eyes by using tic tok they are evil.

help! the visco girls are coming!

by mikayla balaban October 9, 2019

Fecal Viscosity

A high and low measurement of the thickness/solidness of one's feces. High Fecal Viscosity means constipation. Low Fecal Viscosity means loose, watery stool.

Roger was urinating in the men's room when he heard the man in the handicap stall suffering from low fecal viscosity. He was taking a mop bucket dump.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

vsco

VSCO is a photo editing app that most Instagram users use. This app is used by most basic white chicks to make their photos look "Instagram Worthy", whatever that sh*t means.

I see the world through my VSCO-colored lenses.

This meal would look better on the M5 filter, wouldn't it, Jess?

by d33znut5 October 14, 2015

vasco

1. A spanish word meaning someone of Basque origin.
2. The first name of Vasco da Gama, a Portuguese explorer who was one of the most successful in the European Age of Discovery and the first person to sail directly from Europe to India.
3. A fan of the Brazilian soccer team "Vasco da Gama" in Rio de Janeiro.

1. No soy espanol, soy vasco.(I'm not Spanish, I'm Basque.)
2. Vasco da Gama sailed from Europe to India.
3. Nao gosto de Fluminense. Sou vasco. (I don't like Fluminense. I'm a fan of the Vasco da Gama team.)

by Javier S. September 13, 2006

vsco

the official app for girls to express themselves with artsy pics and being creative. Also so the guys check their vsco with cute sayings about their bfs and crushes.

Girl 1: Why did he cheat on me. Why are guys such jerks? Why do I need to be single.
Girl 2: That goes straight to vsco

by summerknowsbest July 2, 2018