fried unit

A unit in this case refers to a large individual in particular a male. Fried usually refering to the brain being fried from copping one too many rompers. Combined you get a big cunt who has lost almost all his capabilities to perform the simplest human functions.

Drew: oi Greg this party’s getting out of hand there’s too many fried units here.
Greg: Ye bro and did you see that bloke Baz he’s so fucked up he forgot his name.
Drew: what a fried unit!!

by Fried Unit August 5, 2018

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Iowa unit

An Iowa Unit is a measurement of weight for large women. One Iowa Unit = 100 pounds

My boy Kelee went out so hard last night that he brought back a bitch that was at least 3 Iowa units. She broke his bed. And we broke his balls.

by spideyskin April 19, 2021

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Bantchester United

Bantchester United aka history fc is a club polluted by shameless fans. They can finish 10th and still chat about winning the treble in 99 💀

Person 1: who do you support

Person 2: bantchester United

by Ermerok August 8, 2023

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united nations

See Oxymoron

by Dant3hl33t November 9, 2003

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Plooz Unit

A slang term used to refer to a man's sperm. One Plooz Unit is one single sperm.

Natasha and I want to get pregnant, so i hope a Plooz Unit of mine can do the trick pretty soon.

by Ploozy May 19, 2016

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special unit

An intelligent person who is prone to making extremely stupid/idiotic mistakes.

Bob: What is a spoonerism?
Billy: It is when you have an sneurysm while apooning
Bob: Billy, you would be a special unit if you were intelligent.
Billy: But I am smart! My I.Q is -41
Bob: Why are you so stupid?
Billy: My mom is my sister!
Bob: That explains it.
Billy:My family tree has no branches!
Bob:Shut up.
Billy:I am a special unit!
Bob: If you don't shut up, I will kill you in the face.

by a babies goad April 18, 2017

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Stoners United

A group of the most opinionated, amazing, chill, aggressive, hungry, caring, back talking, bong ripping & joint hitting stoners in the whole world.

Also known as SU.

Lighter flick Stoners United.
Rdy SU?

by Summer Leena April 11, 2009

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