twitch thot

Alinity

Pewdiepie: “stupid twitch thots, no”
Alinity: “seriously, he just said that. I’m going to copystrike this guy”

by Thecuntfromwallstreet June 9, 2018

Twitch

Twitch is a website, where males simp at female streamers and act like a fuck wannabe

I saw a stream on twitch

by wertousek January 12, 2021

twitard

A pejorative term referring to a rabid, obsessed fan of the Twilight series (a.k.a. twihard).

Unlike regular twilighters, twitards practically worship the series (some even referring to it as the bible) and refuse to tolerate any parodies or critiques of their beloved obsession.

Twitards are known for expressing their dislike of people who don't like Twilight (especially anti-twilighters) through the following:
-yelling or abusing caps lock/exclamation points
-cursing
-threatening
-violence (including, but not limited to, punching, beating, kicking, and fish slaughter)
-ad hominems (the most common ones being: "you're ugly," "you've never read the 'saga'", and "you have no life.")
-false statistics
-expressing their and their friends unending love towards the series
-horrifying spelling, grammar, and syntax

Person: I don't like the Twilight series.
Twitard: OMG!!1! HOw CuLD U nOT LyK TWLIGHT!?/1/?
Person: Well, I think Edward is very abusi-
Twitard: NooO!!!1!!1!1 EDWarD Iz JuST PrOTeTIn BeLA HAO CulD U S4Y sUCH a THING alL mAH FreNDz luv tEH SaGA 98% oF tEenZ LUv TwilITE &7 onLY 2%5 Dont Soooo UR JuST uGLY HaTEr W/ nOOo lYF OMG U a**hoLE!1!!!1!!!!11

by Moon of Epic Win July 12, 2009

Pigeon Twitch

1. A Pigeon Twitch commonly is used in reference to take the place of a noun of the personal persuasion. There is usually only one "Pigeon Twitch" in a group of friends. These people can usually be described as witty, alluring, chill, and sometimes akward in most of any social situation may it be intentional or not. The "Pigeon Twitch" usually can be known for expertly to illplaced humor depending on the akwardness of the situation that has arised. Such placements include but are not limited to saying "meow" instead of "now" in the word "rightnow". Pigeons are often very secretive in nature. Never ask a "pigeon" anything personal as he will lie to your face. Most people love their "Pigeon" in the group and linger on the words that might next come from their mouths as they are fulfilling and enlightening.

2. A super chill guy

3. Class clown

4. One who is somewhat secretively akward about personal details.

1. Pigeon Twitch: ... Hey guys I know your talking about how cool the new... Lamp is but guess what... Your 10x more likely to die by a falling coconut than by shark attacks... Based on yearly averages of course.

Crowd: Wow that was suuupppeeerrrr enlightening pigeon please do say something else.

2. Kayla and Amanda: okay pigeon we put together 4 possible addresses that you could live at.... Now effing tell us because your just too secretive!

Pigeon: wow... Who are you guys?

Kayla: why are you so secretive it's like your in the mob or something...

Pigeon: the world may never know.

3. Pigeon: hey where the eff are you?

Taylor: dude im so chill right now...

Pigeon: well you need to get over here rightmeow.

4. Pigeon: hey have you ever had squab?

Chris: What?! You eat your own kind?!

5. Chris and Anna: pidge you know.. We are all pretty akward..

Pigeon: ( while eating grits at dinner time). What I'm not akward at all..

by Past-tense March 25, 2010

Twitcrastinate

the act of mindfully wasting time while on Twitter.

I have so much work to do but instead I'm going to Twitcrastinate for a few more hours.

by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver April 21, 2009

Twitchography

photography that in perspective has much higher meaning to it than most people perceive there to be

Hey, have you seen peoples pictures? They look like brilliant twitchography.

by Twitch667 May 29, 2011

twitching hour

The hour between 3:00 AM and 4:00 AM PST when Donald Trump tweets his craziest shit.

The twitching hour struck twice this week when the Donald first tweeted that Obama had wiretapped him and then later twitched it to the British actually doing it.

by Helo world champ March 21, 2017