by Aroundthefur September 25, 2015
Get the Painting tonsilsmug. by jkijhkja February 8, 2007
Get the tonsil tennismug. When you sandpaper the head of your penis and testicles to create increased sensitivity in that region.
"I was tonsil sharpening before my girlfriend came over last night, and I climaxed when she gave me a hug."
by Unequality February 8, 2010
Get the tonsil sharpeningmug. Had to take my grandma to the hospital after destroying her trach during a rigorous game of tonsil tennis.
She choked on my lime jelly while we played tonsil tennis.
She choked on my lime jelly while we played tonsil tennis.
by Omar037 July 7, 2015
Get the Tonsil tennismug. A violent game played on astroturf, a ball is hit around the netted astro turf (basically astroturf with a net around it) until the ball is hit at such an angle that it hits sombody in the mouth
this will score you 2 points
there is then a chance that that person may be knoced out
this will get you an additional 2 points
if they are unconsious there is then what is called "tonsil touchdown" in whcih a player needs to succed in ripping out sombodys tonsles and running to the other end of the pitch with them and throwing them on the ground
this will score you an additional 8 points.
i have never seen anybody score over 4 points in tonsil hockey
it is also occasionally mis used to refer to kissing
this will score you 2 points
there is then a chance that that person may be knoced out
this will get you an additional 2 points
if they are unconsious there is then what is called "tonsil touchdown" in whcih a player needs to succed in ripping out sombodys tonsles and running to the other end of the pitch with them and throwing them on the ground
this will score you an additional 8 points.
i have never seen anybody score over 4 points in tonsil hockey
it is also occasionally mis used to refer to kissing
Larry: AND ITS CRAAAAAAAAAzy weather were having here today frank in this the tonsil hockey world final and the first game of the season!
Frank: it certianlly is larry lets see which of the players are still consious and willing to go on...
Frank: it certianlly is larry lets see which of the players are still consious and willing to go on...
by Lewi Dibbin December 9, 2008
Get the tonsil hockeymug. A competitive sexual act between two men in the 69 position where each man repeatedly thrusts his member in the other man’s throat until one of the men submits and thus loses the event. Women can participate through use of a mutually agreed upon strap on.
by OMG303LOL January 17, 2018
Get the tonsil joustingmug. by PHATAZ February 24, 2015
Get the twat tonsilmug.