TOATY

Something small (Scottish Slang)

that mug is so toaty.

by scotslang June 25, 2010

toadman

A roadman with the appearance of a toad

Look at that toadman bruv he is uglier than my nan

by dan_hubbard October 9, 2015

Toad-mode

When a person gets into a state of intoxication where their body (mainly face, mouth and eyes) droops to become similar to that of a toad. Usually when reaching the come-down of a sesh.

Shannon has got a serious case of Toad-mode.

Tom's in Toad-mode!

by ShAnDeM April 21, 2017

Toodyhoo

Congratulations on something new. Translation of Hebrew word: titchadesh תתחדש

Hey, is that a new car? It's beautiful ,toodyhoo.

by Mrisrael October 7, 2017

How Are You Doing Today?

I'm doing good, thank you for asking. How are you doing today?

I just asked you, "How Are You Doing Today?".

by Goofy Goober Boi February 26, 2020

I grew a cabbage today

The most random thing you can ever say to someone to start a conversation. There is only one correct answer to this statement.

Bob: I grew a cabbage today!

Tim: I love you.

by jackoff to a fish July 13, 2009

jinxed toad

when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams

"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally pulled a jinxed toad and really fucked up"

"AHHH! JINXED TOAD! SHIT!"

by MMjr April 5, 2009