A scenario that one girl giving a guy a hairjob and the guy (who must have a haircut fetish), must also be shaving a second girl's head completely bald in a hair salon.
Guy 1: Emma, Sofia, and I had a hair salon threesome yesterday. Emma was giving me the hairjob and Sofia was the one who went bald.
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 14, 2017
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The act of having of raping a pregnant woman. Since there are technically three parties (the one committing the rape, the one getting raped, and the unborn baby) it could be considered a threesome. Originates from the Tyler The Creator song Tron Cat.
"Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome." Tyler, The Creator - Tron Cat.
ex:
Person A: "dude I fucked 2 bitches at the same time last night."
Person B: "stop fucking lying, the closest you'll ever get to that is pulling a tyler's threesome."
ex:
Person A: "dude I fucked 2 bitches at the same time last night."
Person B: "stop fucking lying, the closest you'll ever get to that is pulling a tyler's threesome."
by DankDanThe3rd April 13, 2023
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Get the Mormon Threesome mug.The act of three people having sex simultaneously.
A fantasy for most men because it is NEVER going to happen.
If it did,they probably would be left out because the two girls would forget he was there.
A fantasy for most men because it is NEVER going to happen.
If it did,they probably would be left out because the two girls would forget he was there.
Forget the threesome. It is the male equivolent of Big Foot.
You have heard about it, seen madeup footage of it, but it does not exist in the real world.
You have heard about it, seen madeup footage of it, but it does not exist in the real world.
by Cheerleader Fucker August 25, 2004
Get the threesome mug.A technique used by a girl to tantalise and, ultimately, maintain the attention and interest of her boyfriend. The girl hints that she's always been attracted to other girls and, should the circumstances arise, she'd be open to a threesome.
The term comes from the old trick of a cart driver dangling a carrot on a stick in front of the donkey. As the donkey moves forward to get the carrot, it pulls the cart and driver, so that the carrot always remains out of reach.
The term comes from the old trick of a cart driver dangling a carrot on a stick in front of the donkey. As the donkey moves forward to get the carrot, it pulls the cart and driver, so that the carrot always remains out of reach.
Boy #1: My new girlfriend told me she's into other chicks. I could be all up in a menage a trois pretty damn soon!
Boy #2: Dude, don't be fooled. It sounds like she's dangling the threesome carrot.
Boy #2: Dude, don't be fooled. It sounds like she's dangling the threesome carrot.
by diggerdom August 5, 2010
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by green_stop_sign April 7, 2010
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