Salty Asshole

noun

1. puckered and vengeful, an asshole who is vindictive or spiteful in an abrasive way

2. someone who is as pleasant to be around as rubbing salt on one's asshole

I knew he was mad, but did he have to be such a salty asshole about it?

by claudiesel August 13, 2011

sweet n' salty

Someone who is completely satisfying. When eating, one craves something salty and then afterwards something sweet. The sweet n' salty person can salaciously fill all of your wants and needs.

I call him sweet n' salty because he leaves me completely sated.

by Salacious Special K September 17, 2013

salty nigga

someone of the male persuasion who often cries, whines or generally gets upset quickly.

Lou is a salty nigga and just cause tato took the tiffany SB's.

by e_rocka July 3, 2008

Salty Bargain

1) Snacks or otherwise salty goods that are purchased for a much lower price than they would ordinarily retail for.

2) Revenge that happened too quickly to be served cold, or taste sweet. It might have been done differently to how you wanted it, but it was still tasty and cost you much less time and effort than other methods. Salty bargain!!

1) Look at this half price gammon. Salty bargain!!

2) I was going to torture her for years with the idea that Imight tell her husband and eventually make her cave in and tell him herself. But then I just emailed him. Salty bargain.

by MagickDio September 22, 2011

Salty Crotch

The rim of salt you accumulate in your crotch from eating salty tortila chips.

"Girl do you want some tequila to go with that salty crotch?"

by Thepimp&escorts July 3, 2014

Salty Teemo

Being so bad that you make an amateur look like a professional.

You say that hes a pro player but those Salty Teemo plays determine otherwise

by KhaosxResolve February 19, 2014

Salty Tuesday

Salty Tuesday is a sex position where (usually on a Tuesday) the male is buried completely in the sand on a beach and the female performs oral sex as the tide is rushing in. Ocean water is salty hence why this is called a "Salty Tuesday".

If you like blowjobs and margaritas then you will love a Salty Tuesday!

by Talk Real April 17, 2015