slizzard

a dude das drunk like i always am haha

Before I leave the house, i'm slizzard on a goose,
And i'm higher then a plane, so a nigga really loose

by shawnlll July 27, 2006

slizzarted

Being extremly high and drunk on a week night. Typically on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday.
Slizzard+Retarted=Slizzarted

Last Monday I was so Slizzarted I missed my first two classes.

by smo7436 November 1, 2010

Slizzarean

Cesarean + Slizzard = Slizzarean
To sober up (after a big night) or going to the toilet whilst/after drinking.

I think i'll need a slizzarean after drinking all that goon... shits fucked aye!

brb, going to go have a slizzarean.

by Danger* April 21, 2011

snizzard

a snowy blizzard with high winds resulting in a day off from school!
©Huber 2011

I hope this snizzard brings us over a foot of snow so that we don't have school tomorrow.

by playwickian2011 January 12, 2011

swizzole/swizz/swizzard/swizzant

Euphemism for "Asshole", observationally derived both from them the holes in Swiss Cheese (see also "Swizz chessed up") and from "swizzle stick", a useless throwaway itemsused to stir drinks, mix glue, or pick noses. Can be contracted to "swizz". A swizzole that is engaged actively practising the art of being themselves can also be described as a "swizzard". Adjectivally, can be used as "swizzant" Compare with the Romany "chev", also meaning "asshole"

"Fuck you, swizz!!"
"Look at that kacker over there. What a fucking swizzard!"
"You open your mouth again, and I'll shove this right up your swizz!"
"Don't be so swizzant high and mighty with me, fuck face"

by swizzbo March 5, 2004

Slizard

Term for a person whose skin can't handle dry climate so it cracks, peels and bleeds all over the fucking place and makes a mess. Derived from a snake, a reptile who sheds often and completely, and a lizard, who sheds in small patches. Slizards tend to have major problems in places like Las Vegas, where excessive alcohol, sleep deprivation and desert air dehydrate their bodies and skin to a state of disrepair.

"Man, my skin is all fucked up"

"Yeah, you look like a slizard!"

by KenoCab January 14, 2010

slizzard

A southern Ohio term for a slutty girl.

Damn Sarah give good head. She's a dank slizzard.

by Real Heady Krizlo September 29, 2005