Schmucker

Someone who takes credit for another's success in reference to hunting and fishing.

Synonyms: Cunt, out of stater

If you shot a deer in someone else's stand or area, you are a schmucker.

by Vermontsgay October 23, 2017

schmanke

An expression of gratitude when you feel abashed or any other emotion. A yiddish thank you.

Teacher: "Here's your stat test."
Students: "Schmanke!"

Teacher: "Schmanke."

by Bloopbloopblopyiddishchristian February 15, 2018

schmunk

schmunk is a sex-neutral word and can be used as a adjective and adverb.

Måns2018

-Äej fyfan va schmunkig du är som råkade röka ciggen från fel håll

-asså sluta schmunka o rör på fläsket satmara

-för någon dag så schmunkade jag ner till konsum och snodde lite ost

by manshgf October 9, 2018

Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").

One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!

by QuacksO April 8, 2020

schlunkerpong

greatest game ever created

schlunkerpong is a real mans sport.

by schlunker king September 21, 2020

Schmucky

A top trader on Wall Street. If you are Schmucky then you have amazing knowledge trading multiple asset classes

Yo! Call Schmucky and see what the hedge funds are choking on right now!

by JSize March 3, 2021

schmunk

a schmunk is a very specific term used for little brothers that act like monkies and are both adorable and super annoying.
Schmunk can be used in a positive it negative way. For example if my brother is being nice and cute I will call him "schmunk" as a pet name or a nickname
however when my brother is being annoying and mean and doing something that is not to my liking I will tell him "you are such a schmunk"

if it seems complicated don't worry the tone of voice and the situation will tell you everything you need to know
-I created this word when I was little and now my entire family and some friends have adopted the term

Enjoy!

"stop lying its your day to do the dishes you schmunk"
or
"bye schmunk, have a good day at school"

by Sophiaaaaa06 May 21, 2021