schlooper

The stage half way between flaccid and erect

wow you've got a schlooper!

by Bin July 20, 2003

schlonger

a schlong

You weren't saying ewe when your schlonger was in my mouth! Now shut it and let me call you sexy pants.

by crabnin February 27, 2009

schlonger

a fancy breakfast, a schlong

You weren't saying ewe when your schlonger was in my mouth! Now shut it and let me call you sexy pants.

by cladnin December 9, 2008

schlonger

Someone who likes to whip out their penis or schlong a lot of the time to either impress or disgust everyone around

Guy 1: *Whips out his penis*

Guy 2:"Oh dude he's such a schlonger man that's gross"

Guy 1: "You're just jealous of my schlonger skills"

by Flagellah February 18, 2015

Schlonged

Another word having been bested in any competition, especially in political election.

"Hillary got schlonged by Obama in the 2008 DNC primaries."

by DarthChuck April 3, 2016

schloog

A schloog is a hole in the ground specifically made by hacking at it with a field hockey stick.

Cammie and Dalia made a huge schloog during practice while the coach was not looking.

by Nathanator October 25, 2009

schlonged

A term popularly used by presidential candidates who stand no chance of actually winning the election.

Donald Trump will be schlonged by Hillary Clinton in the general election

by Redleo500 April 2, 2016