My buddy banged this one chick and a week later while he was taking a piss he noticed the man puddy.
by me2kool2003 November 3, 2005

The thick, gelatinized mass of vaginal fluid one finds on one's face after a long night of oral sex with a woman. A thick sticky residue variously composed of natural vaginal lubricants, foreign lubricants, saliva, sweat, urine, etc. that, once properly set over a 6-8 hour period of sleep, can be peeled off of one's face much like rubbery chips attached by dried pudding.
Dude! Kelli and I got rip roaring drunk after we got back to her place and we did it 69 style for an hour! I passed out and woke up at 6am with puddy chips!
by Jonny Tepin July 7, 2008

by Fugginhottchicky77 March 11, 2017

The act of sculpting ones face with your hands and moving around their fatty facial tissues to produce a sculpture.
by Dyldobaggins January 25, 2005

by Big cope May 13, 2018

by Sweet n Crazy June 28, 2009

Alex: yo rashid I'm officially gay.
Rashid: you fuckin battyman. Twari bare ne puddi me vich lun basa.
Rashid: you fuckin battyman. Twari bare ne puddi me vich lun basa.
by Uspolo March 3, 2021
