pollock

A term used to describe an action, thought, or sentence that makes zero sense. It can also be used to call someone who is oblivious to the obvious or fail to understand simple meaning. This word is often used as a put down but real Pollock's take it as a compliment.

Zack calls his dad, "Hey dad i locked my keys in the car can you bring me a spare set?"
Dad :"Yeah son where you at?"
Zack: "I am at Kroger. Please hurry it is about to rain and the windows are down."
Dad: "Damn Pollock."

by The big Pollock October 14, 2016

Jackson Pollock

To blow or splatter a messy, large surface area semen filled load on a sexual partner.

As I was about to finish, I pulled out and Jackson Pollocked all over her face.

by WFRO January 21, 2018

Pollock

The neighborhood you’ll get fucked up in for talking shit on

Person 1: Yo do you rep pollock?
Person2: fuck those pussies
Person 1: *punch* you done now boy

by PLKIsMoney February 10, 2018

Crapson Pollock

When someone uses your toilet and craps so hard and so loose that it leaves brown splash stains around the rim and on the back of the toilet reminiscent of the famous 20th century abstract expressionist painter, Jackson Pollick.

My kids know I am an admirer of modern art and I believe they are the ones that create "Crapson Pollock" paintings in my favorite place in the house to clean.

by Mom humor July 5, 2020

Jackson Pollock

A gaseous bout of diarrhea that speckles the entire toilet bowl.

I just Jackson Pollocked that toilet.

by ArtGhetto September 6, 2020

Jacky Pollock

You want to create artwork over a woman who is a blank canvass to you. The woman may also be a beautiful piece of art, you Jacky Pollock spray all over her. Enhancing the art.

The girl I met at the gallery, I took her home and gave her the old Jacky Pollock

by Street_Justice November 17, 2023

Pollock

When he cums and it looks like drizzles of paint on his stomach.

Like Jackson, I just Pollock’ed.

by no original thoughts January 6, 2023