Johnson Pollock

When a man splatters his partner with a large load of ejaculate such that it resembles a Jackson Pollock painting.

I hadn’t had sex in so long, I turned her into a Johnson Pollock.

by SouthernYetti December 11, 2024

lol pollock

The act of laughing so loudly that you're middle name becomes pollock

John lol pollocked at the site of Mary falling down the stairs

by toemass November 18, 2013

Pollocks

The euphemism of the word bollocks

He’s talking a load of pollocks!

by marcotoa January 20, 2025

Conrad Pollock

someone who is incredibly addicted to video games, especially War Thunder
he has withdrawal symptoms if he goes one day without playing it

"conrad pollock" you say? well, he probably is filipino, plays war thunder, gets no bitches and has little to none rights

by z1gmaster32 May 25, 2023

Crapson Pollock

When someone uses your toilet and craps so hard and so loose that it leaves brown splash stains around the rim and on the back of the toilet reminiscent of the famous 20th century abstract expressionist painter, Jackson Pollick.

My kids know I am an admirer of modern art and I believe they are the ones that create "Crapson Pollock" paintings in my favorite place in the house to clean.

by Mom humor July 5, 2020

Jackson Pollock

A gaseous bout of diarrhea that speckles the entire toilet bowl.

I just Jackson Pollocked that toilet.

by ArtGhetto September 6, 2020

pollock

A term used to describe an action, thought, or sentence that makes zero sense. It can also be used to call someone who is oblivious to the obvious or fail to understand simple meaning. This word is often used as a put down but real Pollock's take it as a compliment.

Zack calls his dad, "Hey dad i locked my keys in the car can you bring me a spare set?"
Dad :"Yeah son where you at?"
Zack: "I am at Kroger. Please hurry it is about to rain and the windows are down."
Dad: "Damn Pollock."

by The big Pollock October 14, 2016