by keke.ef November 7, 2014
Get the Plottin and Thottin mug.The Platinum Rule is the rule above the Golden Rule. The golden rule being "love thy neighbor"; the platinum rule is "never ever, ever, ever 'love' thy neighbor" (have sex or intimate relations with them).
The Platinum rule comes from the Bro Code Article 83: A bro shall, at all costs, honor the Platinum Rule: Never, ever, ever ever "love" thy neighbor. In particular, a Bro shall never mix it up romantically with a co-worker.
The 9 Stages of the Platinum rule are: Attraction, Bargaining, Submission, Perks, Tipping Point, Purgatory, Confrontation, Fall Out, and Co-Existance.
Attraction: Getting attracted to the person(s) you see on a daily basis
Bargaining: Saying that all would be alright and the Platinum rule will not apply
Submission: Giving in to the relationship
Perks: Noticing the upsides to the relationship
Tipping Point: When you notice that it won't work out
Purgatory: The never ending suffering that will follow
Confrontation:Ending the relationship
Fall Out: A reaction, a bad one, from the confrontation.
Co-Existance: Learning to live with that person(s)
Such relationships will never work out and will go through all 9 steps if its with someone you see on a daily business.
The Platinum rule comes from the Bro Code Article 83: A bro shall, at all costs, honor the Platinum Rule: Never, ever, ever ever "love" thy neighbor. In particular, a Bro shall never mix it up romantically with a co-worker.
The 9 Stages of the Platinum rule are: Attraction, Bargaining, Submission, Perks, Tipping Point, Purgatory, Confrontation, Fall Out, and Co-Existance.
Attraction: Getting attracted to the person(s) you see on a daily basis
Bargaining: Saying that all would be alright and the Platinum rule will not apply
Submission: Giving in to the relationship
Perks: Noticing the upsides to the relationship
Tipping Point: When you notice that it won't work out
Purgatory: The never ending suffering that will follow
Confrontation:Ending the relationship
Fall Out: A reaction, a bad one, from the confrontation.
Co-Existance: Learning to live with that person(s)
Such relationships will never work out and will go through all 9 steps if its with someone you see on a daily business.
Anthony: Hey I'm gonna take my doctor out on a date tonight!
David: Don't poop where you eat Anthony.
Anthony: What do you mean?
David: The Platinum Rule.
Anthony: No, this doesn't count.
-A few weeks later-
Anthony: You were right. This relationship was a total failure.
David:The Platinum Rule is proven once again.
David: Don't poop where you eat Anthony.
Anthony: What do you mean?
David: The Platinum Rule.
Anthony: No, this doesn't count.
-A few weeks later-
Anthony: You were right. This relationship was a total failure.
David:The Platinum Rule is proven once again.
by ShadowSenpai August 19, 2014
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by LegalDevil August 15, 2012
Get the Platinum mug.Any liquid sprayed, shot, flung, or projected from one's person that has a disease of multiple diseases in it. Such liquid is known to contain the "platinum splash." Said liquid is known as "shazzle," which is generally in one form or another used to describe ejaculate, or projectile of liquid excitement.
Jimmy shot his platinum shazzle all over Hector's back, and it was a gruesome moment to witness indeed.
by Fluffy The Rhino October 24, 2008
Get the Platinum Shazzle mug.The destroyer of worlds. Ploin is stronger than any conglomerate of world powers to exist on the face of the planet. In one word, Ploin could start a nuclear holocaust, race war, or simply make you burst into thin air.
Wife: Honey, have you seen the kids?
Me: Did I not tell you? I sacrificed them to Ploin. May he have mercy on our souls.
Me: Did I not tell you? I sacrificed them to Ploin. May he have mercy on our souls.
by Long handle Joe March 9, 2019
Get the Ploin mug.1. A slang term for people who sell 100,000 units of cds and tapes independently produced. Selling mixtapes and/or original music productions out the back of their ride ala DJ Whoo Kid, 50 Cent before he was signed to a major label. Average cost of a mixtape $10.
$10 times 100,000 units= $1,000,000
2. 22 inch rims on a big azz whip. ex: escalade, denali, hummer, etc.
$10 times 100,000 units= $1,000,000
2. 22 inch rims on a big azz whip. ex: escalade, denali, hummer, etc.
1. My shit went street platinum without the strength of Fiddy or any other major balla hyping my cd.
2. I've been selling street platinum on the streets for decades. Who needs a major record company? Not me.
3. My street platinum was spinning hard on my 07' Escalade.
2. I've been selling street platinum on the streets for decades. Who needs a major record company? Not me.
3. My street platinum was spinning hard on my 07' Escalade.
by classicspree December 24, 2006
Get the street platinum mug.An American metalcore/breakdowncore band from Ohio formed by former Christian band Before Their Eyes' guitarist Landon Tewers who is now the frontman. Their lyrics are about abortion and killing people, and mix metalcore with deathcore, quite the difference from the pop=punk/post-hardcoreness of Before Their Eyes. Signed to Rise Records, but commonly mistook as 'Risecore'
Dude, I'm thinking of bringing in my new THE PLOT IN YOU record to church, Before Their Eyes was really Christian, so they shouldn't be much different!
by FezzIsStraightEdge July 22, 2011
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