penis

My big lump of meaty muscle which my boyfrield constantly wants down his throat. Or up his ass.

My boyfriend really loves to suck my penis, and I love to suck his. Feels really good. It's like a Mars bar for people on a diet.

by HomoUK July 5, 2003

penis

1 A hopfully long organ that males posses

2 The body part that becomes hard and then put into a woman's vagina

"He unwrapped the towel so she could see his penis"

"She begged for more as he pumped his 14 inch penis in and out of her"

"Did you see Dave's penis? It's so long!"

by Mr Hung September 21, 2006

penis

Long hard pleasure stick!

I love when penis is in my vagina.

by itsdanielle ohno April 13, 2006

penis

the muscle in between a males leg that enlarges with stimulated by women....or if your gay..by men, but lets not get into that. when with a woman, you drive it into her vagina bringing it back and forth...

1) Man, I drilled your mom with my abnormally ginormous penis.
2) My penis is growing...but I don't see any women!

by gidgaon July 15, 2006

penis

Somethin cute that sleeps in the krotch of a guys pants or wutever... sumthin really funn 2 playy with..
see dick

I played with my bf's dick (penis) in the park it got so hard and he said it felt so good he cummed on my hand after 0 secs.. and started humping meh.. X}

by anonymous March 26, 2004

penis

an anagram for "spine"

"Hey, I never realized that "penis" was really just an anagram for "spine"

by anagram_finder February 4, 2014

penis

the nicest of lolliepops that you suck.

sam entered the bedroom, inside was kathy. She was getting changed so she was only in her panties and bra. sam's penis rose. he took off his top, trousers, socks, and shoes until he was only in his boxers. kathy turned around and smiled. She said to sam can you help me? Sam replied of course. He walked over to kathy and stood in front of her giving her a good view of the buldge in his boxers. Before Sam could say anything kathy bent down and pulled sam's boxers down. His penis smacked kathy loudly on the lips. Kathy proceeded to removed her bra and panties, then she threw them aside and bent down again. She held Sam's penis and then put it in her mouth. she sucked for five minutes until sam asked can i cum. Kathy replied you don't need to ask. She swallowed his cum and then removed his penis from her mouth. Put your big stick into my small vagina daddy moaned Kathy.

by your dad dave July 30, 2021