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penis

My big lump of meaty muscle which my boyfrield constantly wants down his throat. Or up his ass.
My boyfriend really loves to suck my penis, and I love to suck his. Feels really good. It's like a Mars bar for people on a diet.
by HomoUK July 5, 2003
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1 A hopfully long organ that males posses

2 The body part that becomes hard and then put into a woman's vagina
"He unwrapped the towel so she could see his penis"

"She begged for more as he pumped his 14 inch penis in and out of her"

"Did you see Dave's penis? It's so long!"
by Mr Hung September 21, 2006
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I love when penis is in my vagina.
by itsdanielle ohno April 13, 2006
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the muscle in between a males leg that enlarges with stimulated by women....or if your gay..by men, but lets not get into that. when with a woman, you drive it into her vagina bringing it back and forth...
1) Man, I drilled your mom with my abnormally ginormous penis.
2) My penis is growing...but I don't see any women!
by gidgaon July 15, 2006
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Somethin cute that sleeps in the krotch of a guys pants or wutever... sumthin really funn 2 playy with..
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I played with my bf's dick (penis) in the park it got so hard and he said it felt so good he cummed on my hand after 0 secs.. and started humping meh.. X}
by anonymous March 26, 2004
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an anagram for "spine"
"Hey, I never realized that "penis" was really just an anagram for "spine"
by anagram_finder February 4, 2014
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ooooooh penis it hurts
by harder carder #####😆 March 30, 2022
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