penis

My big lump of meaty muscle which my boyfrield constantly wants down his throat. Or up his ass.

My boyfriend really loves to suck my penis, and I love to suck his. Feels really good. It's like a Mars bar for people on a diet.

by HomoUK July 05, 2003

penis

1 A hopfully long organ that males posses

2 The body part that becomes hard and then put into a woman's vagina

"He unwrapped the towel so she could see his penis"

"She begged for more as he pumped his 14 inch penis in and out of her"

"Did you see Dave's penis? It's so long!"

by Mr Hung July 14, 2006

penis

Long hard pleasure stick!

I love when penis is in my vagina.

by itsdanielle ohno March 02, 2006

penis

the muscle in between a males leg that enlarges with stimulated by women....or if your gay..by men, but lets not get into that. when with a woman, you drive it into her vagina bringing it back and forth...

1) Man, I drilled your mom with my abnormally ginormous penis.
2) My penis is growing...but I don't see any women!

by gidgaon June 29, 2005

penis

Somethin cute that sleeps in the krotch of a guys pants or wutever... sumthin really funn 2 playy with..
see dick

I played with my bf's dick (penis) in the park it got so hard and he said it felt so good he cummed on my hand after 0 secs.. and started humping meh.. X}

by anonymous March 27, 2004

penis

an anagram for "spine"

"Hey, I never realized that "penis" was really just an anagram for "spine"

by anagram_finder February 04, 2014

penis

something that you think is big but in reality you probably have the smallest one

I have a bigger penis than you (he in fact did not have a bigger penis than him)

by im a pancake November 08, 2022