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penis 

P.E.N.I.S. Paternal Egg Nourishing Insertion System

The homosapien male fertilizes a female's egg using a PENIS as a means of giving the fallopian tube swim team a head start.

penis by fiberoptimist January 26, 2008

Vagina 

V.A.G.I.N.A. - Very Appealing Gap In Nested Area

Men often initiate verbal communication with a woman (in the NFL off season) because she possesses a VAGINA. ({})

Vagina by fiberoptimist January 26, 2008