The observer

When you're fucking your girl and when you're about to cum, take a shit on her big toe and then you both stare at it until you fall asleep

"last night my girl got freaky and we did The Observer"

by Elongated dolphin June 1, 2021

Observise

To see; to make an observation.

Did you observise that way that bitch was just looking at us?

by Jennifer Miller November 11, 2006

Oberdicks

A legacy of Bad Ass individuals . Loyal , Protective , Intelligent , Loving and crazy as hell. The type of individuals that would give there life to save another s with out thinking twice about it. True Noble Warriors of good nature. Oberdicks are also currently listed on the endangered species list.

Oberdicks! The Last of a dying breed.

by ObeOne June 30, 2011

miss observant

A play on words used to describe a woman who claims to be aware of what's going on around her but constantly makes errors of judgment. An airhead

Miss obervant over there just got her purse stolen for the third time by forgetting to close her bag while riding the subway

by dkarez4u June 27, 2005

Safe Space Observer

Member of a political ideology on either side of the spectrum that refuses to debate, this is due to a lack of testosterone or a general belief in something without the underlying knowledge of its existence or consequences.

Often referred to as:
-Snow Flakes

- people who use #resist (in terms of pretending a democratic election didn't occur)
- White Supremacist (KKK)
-Black Supremacist (BLM)

- young students who disrespect freedom of speech

- Long term career politicians

"I was shooting the shit with martha about Trump and how the stock market is kicking ass, she told me he was the devil and she was "with her" and walked away..... shit i didnt know martha was a safe space observer, I better use the other water cooler"

by Obama hair June 27, 2017

critical observation

i dont know mothafucka

You got come critical observation on how much more that fried chicken need to be cooked?

by the fuck? October 28, 2013

Observer

One of the stupidest users of this system.

OBSERVER is a conservative moron who thinks bush enabled a tax cut when now the taxes are higher... EXCEPT FOR ON THE RICH.

by Bush Sux April 19, 2004