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Sweaty Nutsack

A fine example of a superior forummer

Often regarded as the greatest forummer to grace teh internetz and master vBookie

The founding father of Preggers or Cheggers
Oh man did you see the lulz Sweaty Nutsack posted today, his vBookie threads are ACE
by Mr Nutsack May 26, 2009
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nutcracker

to be kicked in the junk at tremendous force. causing the recipient to bend over double
if you were losing in a fight and you thought you were gonna not make it out you would give the other guy a nutcracker
by chadsexington4 October 4, 2006
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Nutcracker

an excellent ballet by Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky. The music is set to the story by E.T.A. Hoffmann. The ballet was composed in 1892, as his Op. 71. The Nutcracker is his shortest ballet, much shorter compared to Swan Lake. The ballet contains two acts and is most famous for Scene 12, the Divertissement, which contained most of the pieces in the Nutcracker Suite which became more popular than the ballet itself.
The Nutcracker is probably the best ballet ever written and is performed annually by many communities.
by Exhoc April 10, 2006
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pearl nutcracker

When the female oral sexes her partner and punches him on the nuts at the point of climax causing his semen to fly in all directions.
John: "omg i'm about to cum"
Jane: "bring it home to me baby"
**John brings, then Jane punches**
John:"AAAAAARRGGHH what was that!?!?!"
Jane:" the pearl nutcracker"
by Skoldzer April 6, 2009
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nutsack lickers

A group of incredibly gay people, such as the New York Yankees or New England Patriots.
The Patriots are having a pretty sick season.

Yea they're still a bunch of nutsack lickers.
by Colin G. November 18, 2007
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zeus’ nutsack

Tazing the guys nutsack while he goes balls deep
“Yo, Jeremy did the ZeusNutsack and he can’t have kids now!”
by Wassupitsyaboiskinnypenis November 10, 2018
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nutcrack

A nut crack is created when a man wears snug pants causing each testicle to migrate to opposite legs.
Dude, that guy's wearing some crazy nuthuggers! I can totally see his nutcrack.
by Sylvia/Shaun May 13, 2008
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