morbid mike

a cool ass guy whose real name is mike rosenbloom and he goes to srchs.he loves ribs and his freinds a f*cking awesome.

YO! did u see morbid mike?hes so fucking cool!

by alabo October 23, 2006

morbid humor

Morbid Humor is a vehicle for feeling better about oneself or a situation when feeling bad appears like the only option left. It is used as an alternative to self loathing or feeling hopeless or the expression of other emotions one does not wish to acknowledge one has. Applying morbid humor requires the user to secretly know that what is being expressed is not really true while acting as if the expression is true.

While driving my morbid humor, I apparently hit my mother while she was crossing the street. She didn't suffer even one broken bone. She didn't even break her fingernail, even though she stopped applying acrylic to them months ago. She could have at least scratched the polish, for goodness sake.

by Leaving the Past behind May 3, 2014

morbidly obese

Extremely cool and awesome; beyond phat and more than obese.

Your new ride is morbidly obese! I wish my ride was that hot.

by crackbaby megan December 28, 2005

morbid

cool (positively) or sick.

that was so morbid, lets do it again.

by Ian April 4, 2003

Morbo

A Slang term for a person or thing that embodies the qualities of "morbidly obese"

Example 1:
Girl:" OMG you see that burger, that so full of calories... totally morbo"

Example 2:
Guy 1: Did you see the big girl tom ended up with last night?

Guy 2:No, was she bad?!

Guy 1: Dude she was Morbo

by Trasheater October 16, 2009

Morbidly-obese

Offensive in a very cruel and unforgiveable way!

Son 1: "I fucking hate you! Your just a stupid whore! You've never done anything right! I feel like vomiting when I think that I could have come from you! WHY DON'T YOU JUST JUMP OFF A FUCKING CLIFF!!!!!!"

Mother: *cries*

-------------------BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SON 1 Dies*

Son 2(shooter): "People with such morbidly-obese intentions don't deserve to live."

by Louis*aka Masta Killa* February 16, 2008

morbid

The sometimes obnoxious call from the auctioneer when the item on the auction block is somewhat unpopular and lacking sufficient interest and therefore bids.

"Morbid, morbid, morbid," harangued the yodeling auctioneer, as he attempted to drive up the price for the Webster's dictionary.

by John B September 29, 2005