Monk

1.Boring ass career

2.Kick ass TV show

Example 1. I don't want to want to be a monk and lead a life of bordome

Example 2. I just watched Monk on USA at it was awsome.

by VGclass July 31, 2009

Monked

Getting owned (verbally or physically) by a monk

Jay Jay: *Came across a monk in a temple and donated money to him*

The next hour , the monk was found driving in a mercedez

Jay Jay: WOW! i got monked

by MonkJJ June 03, 2010

monks

To be sick from alcohol before reaching the intended destination or party, resulting in an early end to the night.

I totally monksed last Friday! I got so wasted I couldn't even make it to Ollie's Bible Bash!

by dragonlady313 March 15, 2011

monke

1. A cute way to say u are close friends with someone.

2. can be used as ''i love u''

someone:
y/n : monke <3

y/n: jerald is le monke
someone: oh great i m friends with him too

by _drippy_person May 04, 2021

Monk

A biting dog that likes to bite people.

Cloe: Can Gaby and I have your dog since you're giving it away?

Gaby: Yeah, me and Cloe will love Monk 4ever.

Dylan: Ugh no, unless you want a biting dog that bites people ugh!!

by zito4life April 24, 2011

monking

the act of putting your penis into the mouth of the deceased and then pushing on their stomach so the juices from the body flow over you

id rather go monking than go out with her

by eddie April 20, 2004

Monk

For men to avoid relationships, sexual commitment, marriage, long-term girlfriends, co-habitation, etc... with women to avoid legal hazards placed upon men from women.

All she needs to do is make one call to the cops accusing you of domestic violence; and you're in jail.

That’s why we monk and stay away.

by learntoliveMGTOW September 03, 2017